More certifiable than Schwilly? That'd be some seriously weird shit...color me curious, just how can it be proven that it's just not a turd you scooped out of your kitty litter? Hot & steaming directly from the source would be preferable, but if not I suppose it can be consumed in the approved manner. Pic related. But seriously why do you keep asking? We've had this discussion many times already, provide your proof and name your price.