>>95
Is this your idea of wry absurdist humour?
If it is, I have to say it's a little weak.

But I fear you might actually be serious.

If so, ask yourself: if someone is going to invent an online fantasy identity for themselves, is it likely that they'll opt for that of a lonely, unmarried, sexually-frustrated failed academic living in a rather cold and unromantic city that has few advantages beyond unusually cheap rents and scraping by as a freelance translator of tedious contracts and business letters that don't even provide him with the security of a regular predictable income?