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>I would do anything to meet olivia.

Well, d'uh!

Every person in that shithole would give their right arm and leg just to have her fingernail.

I'd eat her poop.

>>4
i would eat your poop if you were pooping after having eaten her poop

>>5
I wouldn't, but I would film you doing it if you'd like.

>>6
i would lick your eyeballs after you filmed second hand cracky poop

>>7
i would drink your urine after you ingested ocular fluids that had refracted poop that was made of digested poop from cracky

I would read all these posts about your fantasies and fap to them

>>9
There is obviously sore need for a "you're trying too hard" image macro to be retroactively inserted at SOME point in this thread. But at WHAT point? Aye, there's the rub...

Few would be so lacking in perception and acknowledgment of the moment of hyperbole that is vital to all humour as to want to insert it at or anterior to post no. 5.

But few, on the other hand, would be so indulgent of said moment's tendency to tedious hypertrophy as to raise very vehement objection had its seal of disapproval been appended to post 7, or 8, or 9.

When, though, ought an objection raised without vehemence to have been, by rights, no objection raised at all? At 9? At 8? At 7?

And when would even the mildest of reprimands have been tantamount to carping for envious carping's sake? At 7? At 6? At 5?

"Sometimes these cogitations still amaze

The troubled midnight and the noon's repose".

>>10
the answer is when it became about the poster rather than the post

cogitate on that

>>11

I take it your proposal is "already at post no. 1", then?

>>12
Perhaps, but it definitely became so at 10, when you brought back one of your perceived anti-Alex slight that in your opinion has started a flamewar, one you already had been fueling, throwing more fuel on it as the attention to it was dying down.

niggers will never learn how to write no matter how hard they try, which is why ten-san's reposted image macro is almost as moronic as quoting poetry. i mean srsly, i know it sounds fancy and you think it will make people have a higher opinion of you - anonymously on the internet - but nobody ever reads that stuff cause its always too fucking boring. poetry for the most part serves the same purpose as xkcd, it makes people happy by making them feel smart for having read it, but the reading itself is not enjoyable at all. i'll put it in another context that maybe we call all understand better:
lets say that you'd captured cracky, and you'd removed her outer covering and she was resting partially anesthetized in a 37 degree light saline bath. would you really take the time out of your busy schedule of activities to post photos of it on the internet? no, you have things to do, you're busy and satisfied and you don't a tiny little bit what anonymous people on the internet think of your anonymous persona, especially since they can't tell your anonymous persona from any of the other ones. sure, maybe they'll catch on to exactly who is YOU if you repost the same image macro a bunch of times, but you'll never know who they are and they'll never know that repost guy is YOU. thats why you don't post boring crap on the internet and instead you clean and dry the skin and take putty imprints of the upper and lower mandible in between vital sign checks and seeing what happens when you pass current through the saline bath.

>>14
This kind of crap would be more convincing and amusing if it weren't obvious, on a moment's consideration, that exactly the same formulaic principles govern the whole "Crackyfag" power-and-status game as govern the power-and-status games based on "knowing poetry" that you people pretend to despise.

People who do actually love poetry, as I do for example, always find ways to apply it and redefine it creatively - which is why we can never be accepted in any hierarchy of power and status.

But there does, of course, exist a huge ugly boring cowardly industry that provides more or less degrading employment for hundreds of thousands, if not millions by now, and that is based on learning certain ossified "culture"-related formulae and permutating them endlessly in a way that gains you the kudos of your "peers" - and academic tenure.

You know the kind of stuff I mean: the stuff that reduces Eliot or Kafka's writing to no more than a lifeless illustration of the point made by Prof. Dr. Soandso in his widely-respected article on soandso blahblah blahblah...

Have you people really not noticed how EXACTLY your wild, crazy, edge-y, unpredictable, iconoclastic, homicidal /b/tard "flights of fancy" about Cracky reproduce this tired, ossified permutation of pseudo-ideas by rote that one finds in university seminar rooms and that you affect to have only contempt for.

It's EXACTLY THE SAME PROCEDURE: "saline bath....blah blah...remove the skin...blah blah....look at me Daddy see how well I've learned all my edge-y dangerous /b/board lessons...see what a GOOD little unpredictable iconoclast and transgressor I am."

So, one guy says he hates poetry, or rather, that quoting poetry is moronic, and from that we get that all Crackyfgas hate poetry?

It really has become "Alex Reynolds vs the Crackyverse" in your insane mind, hasnt it?

>>16
Does that make me "insane"? "Insanity", I would have thought, would be a matter of proceeding in a manner that is not concordant with the materially existing facts, and "sanity" a matter of proceeding in a manner that is accordant with them.

Look at the facts in the case.

I don't think one single post among the twenty or twenty-five that have been made in response to mine in the last four hours or so has been supportive. Most have been overtly antagonistic and insulting.

If you look even at the thirty to forty responses made to me here in the past four or five days, I think you'll find just ONE that was supportive.

"Alex vs. the Crackyverse" - "insane"?

Show me a reality that DOESN'T take the form of a battle of twenty-against-one and I'll be happy to recognize and conform to it.

>>17
So why are you here then?

You cant, after this, say it actually makes you happy or that it enriches your life in any way, can you?

Unless it's only for the purpose of winning the "Alex Reynolds vs the Crackyfags" war.

Now, that would be insane.

I'm always amazed that I can tell Alex's posts because I get distracted at the half of any sentence, utterly filled with boredom. Its like he has this superpower of being extremely boring.

Now Alex you could put your powers to a good use, like boring the enemies of your state to a point in which they're unable to attempt anything against it.