>>77

> No one has a memory that lasts more than thirty minutes, and even if they did and their memory told them they'd been proven wrong, they still wouldn't admit it, because why would they have to? It's the Internetz.

How convenient of you to proclaim the futility of proving something when hard evidence is just clicks away. As usual, when backed into a corner you frantically try to deflect, distract, or discredit criticism, even though there are irrefutable records readily available to support or disclaim the statement.

"Herp derp, there were tons of times, but I'm not showing you."

That a few idiots have occasionally been awed by some of your directionless, pretentious, long-winded posts chock-full of irrelevant allusions without any original or admirable insight is no surprise. In fact, the employment of unnecessary verbosity and a slew of name-dropping references to things unrelated to the topic at hand has always been a tremendously popular way of impressing people who don't know any better. It's especially popular among people who study liberal arts. But even this knack for hand-waiving doesn't mean you possess any real wit, so I'd really love for you to show me and instance where someone actually found something you posted FUNNY. "Ooooo, you use pretty words and long sentences" is very different from actually getting someone to laugh.

>just more abuse and lies, claiming I'm same-fagging or whatever blah blah blah

By all means, tell me how I've lied. No one is going to accuse you of same-fagging, as your pompous and aggravating style of writing is truly one of a kind. And abuse? You're the king of condescension and put-downs, so you really have no right to complain to anyone about abuse.

You should also bear in mind that you have more than one detractor in this thread, as hard as it is for your ego to admit that. (My posts include >>76>>74>>73>>64>>49, and nothing else after 49) You might think that a small minority of people here are responsible for calling you out on all your egoistic filth, but in actuality you're almost universally hated. I imagine this is equally true off the internet.

>or argue humourless people into recognizing humour

Your pride is so immense that your response to people finding no humor in the trash you write is to think "well, they're just humorless idiots." If no one is laughing on a place as demographically diverse as an imageboard, that means it isn't funny. You really are incapable of admitting any shortcoming externally observed. Either mommy always said you were the greatest, or this megalomania of yours is a defense mechanism developed due to the opposite treatment. Leave these boards, see a shrink, or just kill yourself. You're too old to be hated wherever you stay for long to have any hope of things ever getting better.