>>39
Yes. And I really BELIEVE that there is a 300-square-foot blown-up photograph of Camel's cunt on the Brandenburg Gate in Berlin.
And that it was considered inadvisable to publish naked photographs of me on the Internet while Loli-Chan was using it because there was a real danger that she would feel impelled to fly to Europe and rape me.
Etc. etc. etc.
You poor, sad, pathetically literal little man. It's such a tragic fate to go through life so utterly lacking in imagination that you can't even get your mind around the IDEA that there might be such a thing as "creative writing".