I think they can still find the spatula/jaffa set in a .pdf if they follow the offsite link in Jeff's thread. It's nowhere near the top but it hasn't been deleted for some reason. Also, Kimi.

Thanks for search tip. I know who Jeff is at least I watched all his youtube videos. However it's difficult to tell who is who. I thought I'd clicked on every link on this board already, many are 404. Luckily, I'll be going through the entire board again. This is a most fascinating history here for anyone haunted by 4chan subculture. Especially the Cracky branch, the only one that falls and knocks you to the earth.

>>2

>spatula/jaffa set

sure thing bro

>my first thought about OP's pic

>>5 Who are you, who is so wise in the ways of Science?

>>3
why not link it when/if you find it?
I mean I know very well who Jeff the chef is but I have no damn clue about which anonymous threads he makes.

>>7 I know of two threads where Jeff is talking and it's him I bet- one where he's posting rap lyrics and another when he blows a gasket in CAP LOCKS TO DEFEND KIMI'S HONOR. I'll link them if I can find them.

Well I can contribute one rare from the Jaffa set. Cracky is the red haired girl right beside him there.

>>9

>>10

>>11
please do

>>7 OK here is a thread with Jeff- he's SmirkerLurker, click on all the here http://195.242.99.71/cracky/kareha.pl/1304603144/
Most are dead, but not all. You can find Corben's live journal. You can read 250 posts or so there, though almost every photo is deleted. But I did find one that Cracky sent Corben.

This Penguin with file name "doubtful"

<<Hyah

Later, one assumes this is Corben? Some poor fool tatooed the Cracky "doubtful penguin" on his arm.

BELIEVE IT OR NOT

I couldn't find a link to the legendary suapsicrit Jaffa Set, but I did find one of those raerz elsewhere

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You're welcome.

Jeff the Chef doesn't put himself in a very flattering light on that thread. He appears to have the personality of a serial killer without the front to actually do anything about it.

Profile: "I enjoy bragging about my rap lyrics, trading fantasies about necrophilia, and cruelly tormenting you about Cracky on AIM chats. My Scotch? Dewar's White Label."

Here's a charming photo from Jeff's Myspace page

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>>16

Dignity. Some have it. Some don't.

>>13
interesting read, mostly i learned i really don't give a shit about namefags or the cirejerk and now all i really want to know is more about Olivia.

>>13
The penguin is from a well known book

http://www.amazon.com/Doubtful-Guest-Edward-Gorey/dp/0151003130

>>19 Fascinating.

Thanks for that additional information. Doubtless that's why Olivia named the file "doubtful."

She sent that photo to Corben in 2005.

He seems not to have been utterly destroyed by Cracky, he still posts sporadically on that journal and he also maintains an active youtube channel. I wonder if people still send him messages pestering him about Olivia?

I thought about it, but decided what' the point bothering him he's probably been through enough already. Though I envy him his experience.

I HATE it when they call her pretty. I can't take it. It breaks my heart. Sometimes she even responds. grrrr.

>>21 Are you referring to Olivia or Jeff the Chef?

I maintain Olivia is prettier than Jeff. Possibly there is even scientific evidence for this theory.

>>22
She is probably a better rapper than him too.

>>20
let's see that youtube link.

>>24 I didn't bookmark it. You can find it yourself by following 300,000 links from links on the Great Namfag Thread, took me an entire day on the yellow brick road and there's still tons to look at but I can't be arsed to dig anymore. I want to find Cracky not anyone else.

>>23 heh wasn't expecting that, pretty funny there.

Poor Olivia, she don't look so good as a sistah

>>26
Was it just an incredible stroke of luck for .71 that this wide-eyed 15-year-old from the backwaters of Belarus wandered in here a week after getting his first internet connection? Or was one of you sly enough to invite him - or even invent him?

Whatever his provenance or ontological status, though, I have to say that his constant over-excited ooh-ing and aw-ing over years-old visual jokes and years-old facts about Cracky and Crackyfags - not to mention his goggle-eyed gullibility even with regard to obvious and ludicrous lies about these latter - is indeed currently serving to make this site LOOK about a hundred times more interesting and exciting than it actually IS.

I really haven't seen anything along these lines work quite this smoothly since the vapid and desperate "Milly Lammoreaux"'s distortion into a goddess of style and savoir-faire in the infantile mind and perception of "Pinky Rose", in Robert Altman's finest movie, 1977's "3 Women".

>>27 Fuck off Alex. Your pretentiousness is exceeded only by your totally unearned and affected world weariness. You are a disgraced, and disgraceful, "human." Why not find your amusement elsewhere, such as jerking off to Rav Rav on cam whilst her boyfriend stands behind your shoulder and dangles the expensive video games you bought him.

You gutless asshole.

Why not do it now? I doubt your'e doing anything much tonight, or any time else for that matter. Here you are

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>>29

Looks like Alex only comes here after he's done his sordid PayPal business (this IS the weekend, when most people get paid, after all) and is consumed by self-loathing. Another $500, another cum-rag in the waste-basket, another flamer on 71.

What a life.

>>27
Bored?
Wanted to hear a heartfelt fuck off?

Well, here it is: fuck off.

All you deserve.

Alex, if you had come here and only posted a wall of text about Altman's films, it may have been irrelevant, but it would have probably been ignored, or might have gotten an honest response (doubtful at this point, but not impossible).

So, are you here to give us the shocking notion that it was you all along having some sort of experiment?

Well, if you are, I hope you've at least learned that not being such a jerk could get you a long way in social relations...

>>33 TOO LONG DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T WANT:

I am not an experimental sock puppet of Alex. That's me he insulted for saying "lol" about the negro pic of Olivia. I came here two weeks ago and my posts are easy to recognize. ITT I made the posts >>1 >>3 >>6 >>8 >>9 >>13 >>14 >>15 >>16 >>20 >>22 >>25 >>26 >>28 >>29 and >>32. I make most of my images with Paint.net and I'm shit at it but it's fun.

I recognized Alex's post ITT by his gratuitous snottiness at any kind of enthusiasm in learning more about Cracky and his CAP LOCKS ARE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL mental tic that he can't seem to disguise or probably he doesn't give a shit.

I have been through this entire board three times now- carefully. Here's what I know about Alex. He pays an exorbitant amount of money to jerk off to a Cam Whore who thinks he is a crawling piece of shit. He was the co-Admin of Cracky House with Jeff the Chef.

I hate his guts, I'd happily rape him with a broken beer bottle, film, it, and proudly spread it all over the internets.

I believe I know who the MA is here by his posts now. The MA could confirm my IP address country of origin which would be nowhere near that shit smear Alex.

He's a mean little cunt. Period.

Maybe I'm a cunt too, but I'm not that cunt.

>>34 Also one more thing- like all half-educated blowhards, Alex knows much less than he thinks he knows about film or anything else for that matter.

McCabe and Mrs. Miller is Altman's best film.

Fuck you Alex. Fuck off and die you worthless piece of shit.

>>34
>>35
While I agree that McCabe and Mrs. Miller was, to my subjective eye, better than 3 women, I would still argue that The Player is the best one he made. Probably has to do with my insider's point of view, but it's all beside the point...

Those two posts brings you closer to being something like the constant jerk he is, almost invalidating the contrast I was pointing at by suggesting (not all that seriously either) you might be a sock trying to pull a fast one.

Just dont do it...

>>36 Thank you very much for your admonishment, and your prompt reply. Yes I posted like a mean cunt and I even added a blowhard post on the end. It's just that I was aghast at the idea that the board might think I had been Alex all along. I didn't recognize that you were half-joking- I'm not that bright, truth be told. However mainly I appreciate you taking the time to speak so directly to me. I will endeavor to keep my anger to myself and off this board, which I love. You're right, spitting poison at Alex does make me no better than Alex.

Sorry about that everyone.

-Anon

>>37
Well, no flame war. It's always going to come down in the end, both here and on CH, to the old "If you think we're a bunch of charmless, petty, vicious little mediocrities, then why are you even bothering to address us?" question. And the answer is: "Yes, you ARE a bunch of charmless, petty, vicious little mediocrities" so, yes, it really is a bad and energy-wasting habit of mine to pay any attention to you at all.
The board HAS acquired a certain morbid psychological interest, though, since old "Pinky Rose" here turned up a couple of weeks ago. I'M certainly not the /b/board connoisseur here, YOU LOT are, but I think all of us can imagine the sort of massive and vigorous mockery that someone would get on /b/ who posted "I didn't expect that" about a funny image that's been floating around not just for months but for years. One of the few "ethical principles" that you people seem to share with one another is: "lurk moar", i.e. don't blunder onto a board on a Tuesday and try to become a leading active contributor by Wednesday afternoon.
The morbidly interesting thing, though, is that, on this board where there is so much shouting about "temples" and "monks" and "initiates", this eager little ignoramus is being welcomed and pampered by those who would otherwise be laughing themselves shitless about his silly questions and gullible gushes of gratitude. He's serving the function of

(a)making the rest of you feel like the wisest of wise "insiders"

and

(b) covering up, with his regularly tediously repeated hymns of praise to his "good, gentle, kind brothers" on this board (rather wittily mocked already, by someone here who still has half a sense of decency, through the image macro: "He called me bro and said my story was cool") the fundamentally vicious and hateful nature of .71, and of the "Crackyverse" in general.

I have to admit it DOES afford me a pleasurable little chuckle when a post of mine helps to bring clearly to light how exactly the "Crackyverse" reproduces the structure of just about every fascist association: "Pinky Rose" here is constantly oozing love and human empathy when it's a matter of snuggling up against his "brothers" - whom he found two weeks ago and will likely have forgotten again in another two - but his twitching little hands are reaching for the broken beer-bottle as soon as he sniffs an "outsider" who looks like he might threaten the collective ego he's melded his own with by suggesting that he, and you, are maybe not very bright.

>>39
And by the way, thinking that one is "proving something" by dogmatically contradicting someone's opinion about which of Altman's movies is his best is just another indication - much like the ludicrous "No! You don't know the truth about Wagner!" shouting match of a few weeks ago - of how far you people are from possessing any sort of culture.
Which Robert Altman movie is "his best" is obviously a matter of subjective taste, at least within certain limits (it's true that, if I'd suggested that "The Company" was his best movie, despite the presence of the mouth-watering Neve Campbell, you'd have been justified in laughing in my face). I'll illustrate my own opposition to dogmatic objectivism in these matters by now saying that, good as "3 Women" is, he really, of course, never did anything as good as the monumental, moving "Nashville" again.

Nah, Alex, deep down you know it....

We're only doing it to spite YOU.