Well, anything that gets the photo of a genuinely beautiful and sensual young woman onto this board - as a change from that pasty-faced, snaggle-toothed, self-mutilating little scarecrow of a half-pubescent - can't be all bad.

What the fuck IS it with you guys that you ignore a glowing fountain of life and sensuality like THIS and flock around that life-denying tombstone Cracky?

Is it the phenomenon that Kurt Vonnegut pointed to in "The Sirens of Titan", where Malachi Constant boasts about an ex-girlfriend who had been runner-up in the Miss Universe Contest: "She was far, far more beautiful than the winner. Her beauty had frightened the judges."

Or are you just gay?