>break into crackys house
>masturbating furiously in bedroom
>cracky walks in
>awkward moment ensues
>she walks towards me
>straddles my hard cock
>takes off her shirt and bra
>commence tit fucking
>dick explodes in between her tits
>cum manages to get in her hair
>my cum is explosive, her hair goes on fire
>pull out ukulele with strings made from pubes
>her room is burning, but I still manage to play many dubstep songs before succumbing to smoke inhalation