>>1
No.

Your parasitical, narcissitic little ego-trips have managed to turn her into a miserable, paranoid, alienated, frightened hermit already at age 22.

Now let's talk some more about how much you "love" her.

>>2

You have some part in turning her into a hermit my pathetic freind

>>3
You're joking, surely. I've been doing my best to make Crackyhouse and this place about ME for almost four years now.

For entirely unselfish reasons, of course, before anyone dares to suggest otherwise.

I was on Stickam one night in 2007 when the fourteen-year-old girl I was jerking off to was suddenly drowned and dissolved in an effulgent sea of light, the source of which, I knew, could only be divine.

"That She might live in peace and freedom, some man must yield up his mind and body to be the butt of scorn and the mark of cruel jibes. Unfotunate, directionless, inappropriately decrepit masturbator to misguided youth: thou art that man."

I knew right away that it wasn't just someone from .71 taking the piss because the verb was matched up correctly with the pronoun.

And thus it began...

... the great parasitical infection

>>5
By the way, could someone more proficient than I am with Photoshop please stick a naked Cracky on this horse, à la Lady Godiva (or à la Lady Gaga, if you must, you think I give a shit?)

That just for the sake of testing out some theories regarding a question already hotly debated on this board: can a Crackyfag fuck up a Caravaggio with the same impunity as he can fuck up a Botticelli?

you flatter yourself

you are nothing but a vulgar troll with illusions of grandeur

so Alex came to pick a fight, again?

how repetitive and unimaginative...

>>9
Well, "repetitive and unimaginative" is relative, isn't it, just like anything else.

It's true that my posts here tend to be variations on the same theme of deep contempt and disgust for you people's stupidity and hypocrisy - so, no, they're not the works of Shakespeare, which effortlessly embrace all forms and varieties of human life and emotion.

But then they're not

elephants one hundred each field a red nose
and since that only one only imperfection can goes
elephants one hundred each field a red nose
and since that only one only imperfection can goes
elephants one hundred each field a red nose
and since that only one only imperfection can goes
elephants one hundred each field a red nose
and since that only one only imperfection can goes
elephants one hundred each field a red nose
and since that only one only imperfection can goes

either, are they?

So they clearly have a fuck of a way to go before even being in the running for the .71 prize for Dull Unimaginative Repetition.

>>10
that might be true on a board that is specifically not about Cracky

so, since we are on a board specifically dedicated to Cracky, Alex Reynolds trolling Crackyfags is relatively duller and more repetitive than spamming Cracky in any way shape or form

it's not like we came and spammed "your" board, now, is it?

Why are you wasting your time here when you could be spending money on paying young girls to look at you naked online right now?

>>7

That's a very good choice actually. Cracky's cute and sweet expression and non-nakedness here doesn't really match with the spirit of the original painting of course, but it's nice to look at Cracky sitting on something other than a toilet.

>>13
Dat ain't no Caravaggio, you infuriatingly enterprising vandal fuck.

The even diffusion of light suggests, to the eye of this particular Warburg-Institute-trained troll, the influence of the Venetian tradition - i.e. the very antipodes of Caravaggio's trademark chiaroscuro.

I could have used Google's estimable picture-search facility to set my mind at rest on the matter - if only you hadn't dumped this pasty hunchbacked smirking English bitch in the middle of all that beautiful Adriatic luminosity.

>>13

that's actually a pretty decent and hawt shoop

>>13 Agree with 16

>>16
I'm of the same opinion myself, as a matter of fact, although I cannot approve of your spelling.

Ich bin ein Teil des Teils, ein Teil von jener Macht,
Die stets das Boese will, und stets das Gute schafft.

I gotta say, you got me puzzled
whatta ya up to, I wonder

if I wasnt a silly monkey, I'd sit tight, say nothing and wait to see how this plays out

oh well

wait, what am I looking at?

I don't believe that's Cracky. I think Roger Patterson shot those photos, why no face?

face

This thread contains everything I hate about Cracky boards. Alex gibberish, trolling, more trolling, random unrelated images, douchebaggery and so on, and so on. I just wanted to say that I fuckin hate you people. I just wish I could run away with Olivia to some desolated place and go full spectrum hikikomori. During breaks between passionate sex and playing vidya we would from time to time visit .71 and CH and laugh at you.

Cracky wannabe not relevant

>>43

Wait, who's that? A friend of Becca?

chansluts 0/100

>>39
Her name is Rebecca Williams and she lives in North Carolina.

>>49 Her name is bekkeka billiams and she lives in borth darolina

gb2 wish
take your puppets

>>47
http://www.hollowsea.com/
http://distorzija.tumblr.com/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/violetstorms

>>18
Holy Crackles, you really got me with this one

she looks so sad.. I want to give her cuddles

lol stop self posting Becca

>>35
and not any credit to olivia
;_;

I'm sorry but Becca's photos aren't like Olivia's. Fucking hell.

>>57
oh come on, you have to notice she jacks ideas from olivia all the time

bracelets here >>18
fingers here >>35

>>58
Not to mention that sailor suit is a replica of Cracky's. Pathetic.

>>43
>>43
>>43
"beccas friend" is camel. I hope she dies

>>59

You've just gone full retard. Every girl has bracelets and those school uniforms are a dime a dozen in the weeb world.

>>60

That's camel? She is well hidden beneath that hair.

>>62 I was fooled also. Here's a clearer shot of Camel with a shorter hairdo.

camel is cute

fuck da haters

Camel not relevant to .71

However, I do admit she's hot. Here's a Camel Rare showing her nude, in action with her current boyfriend.

After one only imperfection can goes

>>65
Lies. Everyone knows that she's dating outside of her species.

pic related

>>67 It appears you are correct. Here is a shocking new photo of Camel's real new boyfriend slipping her the tongue.

>> Who did the art on that? I like it.

what's not to like?

>>69 I tried making her on sims too

>>72
I'd love to see any screens if you have them.

>>73

Nice! post moar. side profile is pretty good.

>>73

>dark hair

>>73

Nice depiction

>>61
Yeah, you're right, I can totally tell that she draws no inspiration from Cracky, especially in >>41

play the sims 3

The one with her on the Russian balcony is wonderfully done, thanks mate.

>>80
>>82
>>69
These are all so fucking cute and sweet

>>85
You're very welcome.
>>86
There is no greater compliment.

This is first time in my life when I'm thinking about playing Sims 3 and enjoying it.

Great Cracksims but I'm a little confused by the one where it appears someone is aiming a snowblower at Crackysim's vagoo?

I'd like a look at the screenplay on that series.

Nevar forget.

>>89
D'aaaaawww, she's making a little snow angel! :>

>>snow angel

>>not a snow blower

Thanks mate.

>>91
When she falls back to make a snow angel, fluffy snow billows around her. I never saw a crotch snowblower...Cannot unsee forever.

>>95 Thanks for posting that whole Snow Angel series in a strip like that, it breaks my heart.

Snowblower guy might be mental for all we know.

>>90
Sims 2 actually. In Sims 3 the faces are too round so everything can "mesh" well, and the palest skin is inadequate...but I'll probably try making her. Sims 2 also has more mods available, like scars, skins, bloody things. If I figure out how, I'll package my Cracky so .71 can d/l her.

craky sim2 gud

>>97
Thank you, I'd love to have a Cracky sim of my own to feed marzipan and tea. ; _ ;