>>3
You're joking, surely. I've been doing my best to make Crackyhouse and this place about ME for almost four years now.
For entirely unselfish reasons, of course, before anyone dares to suggest otherwise.
I was on Stickam one night in 2007 when the fourteen-year-old girl I was jerking off to was suddenly drowned and dissolved in an effulgent sea of light, the source of which, I knew, could only be divine.
"That She might live in peace and freedom, some man must yield up his mind and body to be the butt of scorn and the mark of cruel jibes. Unfotunate, directionless, inappropriately decrepit masturbator to misguided youth: thou art that man."
I knew right away that it wasn't just someone from .71 taking the piss because the verb was matched up correctly with the pronoun.
And thus it began...