Ok I'm a retarded newfag with way too much spare time. For weeks I been bumping Cracky-related threads over and over to get cancer off the first page at least and also because I don't want to look at penises on a Cracky website.
Is the MA really "missing"? I read on Cracky House that he's actually dead? Probably a lie like everything else there. If he's alive, why doesn't he just administer the board? He doesn't have to be a Nazi. Even Jeff administers his board and he's a serial killer without the jam to actually kill anyone. Probably.