Believe me, I'm fully aware of the pointlessness of my having anything to do with anyone who posts on here or on Crackyhouse. All of you - or at least all of you who care to pipe up and say anything - are, as far I can see, pretty much the same sort of Interwebz scum: mean-spirited, vindictive, ostentatiously contemptuous of anyone with any aspiration to culture and yet plainly slavering with desire for the sort of status and recognition that you think being perceived as cultured and intelligent will bring you.
If I bother to reply to you, I think the main reason is that I'm absolutely baffled - and yes, irked, if that gives you any satisfaction - by the degree of hypocrisy and bare-faced conscious dishonesty you people seem to be able to allow yourselves with a good conscience.
If I hear some sweaty moron redneck going on about how he hates niggers, he just hates niggers, and if he sees a nigger he's going to smash his nigger head in, I can retain a sort of respect for him. The fact is I'm not too fond of niggers myself, so I can empathize.
But when a guy like that starts going on about the "malevolence" certain niggers show by occasionally passing into his line of sight on the way to the grocer's I tend to lose all patience with him.
You hate me. OK. That's pretty clear by now. And, as you yourself say, you will always hate me, whatever I post, as soon as you recognize or even suspect that it's a post by me. (And "suspicion" hardly comes into it in any case, since all this bullshit about me "sockpuppeting" and posting penises and so on is bullshit and is known by anyone with half a brain to be bullshit).
And yet when I do leave the board alone people who post here seem to want to drag my name into every discussion and see me endlessly where I am not. (As I say, I posted a little something yesterday just in - humorous and good-natured - response to my name appearing for maybe the tenth time on the board that day).
There's really no "malevolent" intention behind what I post here and to say that it "degenerates" into a flame-war is just to say that, as soon as you recognize it's me, you and a few other people are going to start furiously kicking the shit out of me, just because I am who I am.
What I post is not, I'll admit, "Cracky-relevant", but
(a) If the best that you can offer in the way of "Cracky-relevance" at present is endless repetitive bumping of age-old threads with a bit of Cracky-Crabby-Babby-Tabby-Wabby gibberish tacked on the end, then, well, fuck your "Cracky-relevance"
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(b) if you really hate my "shitposting" so much then JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP about me....Believe me, I'm like Count Dracula.....I can't cross any thresholds without an invitation.