No surprise that it didn't keep its word, it's a proven liar. A man's word means nothing to him because he's not a man. What's baffling, and surely the only conceivable point of interest is why this thing feels compelled to read this board every single day? And it does, make no mistake about that. What is its motivation? It has stated again and again that it has no interest in Cracky, and that it holds Cracky fags to be beneath contempt. So why bother?
Finally, why isn't it teaching at a university, instead of cowering behind a computer screen, fuming over a truly obscure corner of the internet (here), periodically jerking off over a camwhore who charges exorbitant prices, when he could find any number of free camwhores? Why doesn't it save money by renting a real prostitute? Is it retarded, or simply self-loathing almost beyond comprehension?
Why isn't it happily married with kids bouncing in its lap?
Protip: It's not really a mystery.