I'm not exactly sure where or what this "Warburton" place you refer to is.

But if it's some sort of Rugby- or Eton-style public school, I'm just glad your anus wasn't so throughly ravaged and denuded there that you've become one of those pieces of human flotsam who prefer the "lame Johnny Depp piece of shit" (Jenji Kohan) to the truly disturbing Gene Wilder version.