fuck off

I take it this is that 'HILARIOUS gamer girl' some faggots on 4Chan were creaming over 2 months back? She looks like a 12 emo boy, maybe that's what the OP sees in her.

>>3
I agree with you completely; she's pretty hot, in a 12 year old boy sort of way.

>>4

You mean like Cracky? This is why I fap to them both.

>>5

Sweet, rare.

>>6

It's on /rs/.

>>6

Forgot link: http://rs.4chan.org/?s=randytaylor69&from=ALL

She's my Cracky, less the teenage angst and loveable, vulnerable, yet mentally ill perception. Oh, and probably appeals to the more mainstream non-hipsterish non-crackyfags. >>3, u mad?

gb2 chansluts

>>5
Well, I never fapped to Cracky.

But I AM sometimes taken aback by just how susceptible I am to the "hot 12-year-old boy" thing, despite how often and how vehemently I insist on my (all things considered) relatively sexual normality.

Yet another photo of Emma Watson turned up on one of the shitty sites I'm obliged to use for my e-mails yesterday and I stayed shaken and depressed all day by what a powerful elan of desire it elicited from me.

Wait till I'm through. Then you can talk. Emma Watson looked like a twelve-year-old boy with long hair even before she got that intoxicating pixie-cut; now she looks EXACTLY like one. Plus she's indissolubly associated with the irremediable cultural disaster of J.K. Rowlings' derivative, mechanical, yet almost universally adored and acclaimed "Harry Potter" nonsense. Plus she bears an astonishing resemblance to Lolichan, whom I claimed never to have liked.

All those are on one side. Maybe some of them are unimportant - I won't argue about that - but look at the number of them.

And what have we got on the other side? All we've got is the "And forget the Hee and Shee" of John Donne and its warming-up in the microwave by the feminists of the 1970s and by the present- day proponents of a - what was the term again? - "performative sexuality" (?)

Sorry, sweetheart, you're taking the fall...

>>10 Fuck off Alex, you degenerate liar. Words mean nothing to you- your word means nothing. "I'm leaving and I'm never coming back."

You are beneath contempt. Incidentally, vis a vis your actual "post"-- TL;DR.

I can tell it's you at a glance, you scum, so I'm spared actually reading your longwinded, lugubrius, scornful bullshit.

fucking low-life squatters

>>11
OK. I can see it's just back to the usual "Crackyverse" agenda: hate, hate, vicious frustrated hate, and more hate.

Instead of asking yourself your usual dumb, naive, self-flattering questions about "why we feel so privileged...." blah blah, why don't you ask yourself something that is obviously more relevant:

Why has Cracky - or your ageing fantasy of Cracky - attracted around herself a bunch of emotionally fucked-up little shits who are - hard as it may be to conceive of it - even MORE vindictive and endlessly narcissistically butt-hurt than the average creep who spends his time scratching his eczema and throwing his weight around on the Internet?

>>13
Sorry guys. I really don't want to provoke the ridiculous accusation once again that "I come here to start drama". As anyone can see, the post was just a friendly attempt at a bit of banter - in a thread that wasn't about Cracky anyway - offering a few humorous allusions to Dashiel Hammett and Elizabethan literature to anyone who cared to pick them up, and addressing what I think IS a kind of interesting and vaguely relevant topic: the whole "attraction to boyish girls" thing.

If THAT is going inevitably to provoke the same poisonous barrage of "fuck you cunt liar cunt pedo fucker hate fucker die you cunt" etc. that EVERYTHING I post here ALWAYS provokes, then I'd say you have a bit of a problem here.

I know you all "hate drama", if this is just one and the same psycho sitting by his computer waiting to do this all day and all night long, then I really would suggest that you take a second off from the "I love Cracky" tedium and ask him to give it a rest AT LAST.

>>14 It is YOU who has been personally and solely responsible for 99% of the hate on this board. Again, you're a lying sack of shit. You posted another dig at Pinky. Ok sure Pinky is an annoying faggot, without doubt, but you came here solely to sow malevolence, as usual.

Fuck off, an hero, nothing of value was lost etc.

>> just one and the same psycho

lol

You think there's only one person who despises you on this board? You really are a thick twat, aren't you?

I didn't go to Warburton and get ass-raped by the "bigger boys," but I'm not as thick as you.

LOL

I really don't know what either of you are talking about.

The topic interested me. I posted something on it.

I haven't posted any "digs" at anybody recently, but of course, as I've said, that's not going to prevent your insane delusions continuing for weeks or months or years.

But yeah, I'm at fault for ever coming here or anywhere associated with you people. You are very, very dim and very, very bitter over being so dim.

Bye for a while, anyway.

>>I haven't posted any "digs" at anybody recently

As I said, lying sack of shit- and thick to boot.

This Paint.NET masterpiece was "created" and posted by you in this thread
<<
And that's meant to be Pinky. Fair enough, poke fun at another twat, but why lie about it when the proof is right on the same thread?

Your underestimation of even basic intelligence in all others is one of the prinicipal- although hardly the only- reason you are, indeed, thick as shit.

And an inveterate liar.

>>18
Would anybody maybe care to demonstrate that he/she, at least, is not entirely vicious and/or insane and point out to this sad, endlessly butt-hurt and vindictive fool how hugely unlikely it is that I "created" anything even vaguely resembling this silly drawing?

No, I suppose not.

Oh well, I'll leave you to your sad delusions.

FFS - shout '12 yr old emo boy' and Alex shows up, this thread couldn't get any more pedo now even if was sucking Gary Glitters' cock in the shallow pool.

>>Bye for a while, anyway.

ahh hahah what bullshit. I knew you'd be right back, and in very short order too. Check the time stamps.

Alex must have the last word in any given session.

Another curious, yet persistent delusion you seem to have

>>can anyone who's not insane and vicious please point out that blah blah blah

you have friends or comrades or "guys," as you put it, on this board.

There is one person on this board- the best of all of them in my view, who does show you some empathy- not just sympathy, but genuine empathy. The last time he did this, you spat in his face, just like every other time he extended this empathy to you.

I find it truly mystifying that someone as well-educated as you can allow yourself to appear as stupid- and that's the word, just plain stupid- as you do?

???

It must be great to have an education whose only seeming purpose is to point out how uneducated others are. Is this a recent academic development - or is there some historical precedent?

I'm not surprised at how one image that OP posted can spawn such drama from a board filled with vindictive, insecure psychos.

Caption is "boy". If I were superstitious, I'd say I'm being told this is a trap. Yet strangely enough, I don't think my penis would have a problem with that.

Some troll starts a shit thread about a random camwhore no one else cares about, Alex shows up because he is "interested"...

Shitstorm ensues as everyone knew it would, especially Alex, who then blames it on everybody else...

Business as usual.

>>22
Oh please. Don't make attempts at irony. You're obviously far too stupid - or, more probably, blinded by endless vanity and vindictiveness - to grasp the principles behind irony.

The "purpose" to which I applied my "education" in this case plainly wasn't to "point out how uneducated others are".

It would have been perfectly possible for anyone who has read John Donne or seen "The Maltese Falcon" - and one really doesn't have to be SO "educated" to have done the latter - to reply to a bit of friendly banter with another bit of friendly banter, and to have shown that they were clever and witty in their own way. Everyone would have won and no one would have been "owned" or humiliated.

Instead, what did we get? "Fuck cunt bastard pedo fucker die you fucker cunt I hate you liar pedo fucker cunt liar hate..."

I actually very seldom set out to humiliate others or demonstrate my own superiority. But you seem to be intent on ensuring that yourselves.

>>26

No man is an island - apart from you. Gruinard springs to mind.

Steal away, in tears, alone - or, if you prefer:

Fuck off you creepy pedo wankstain.

>>24 Thanks for posting that photo- perfectly timed, I almost died laughing, haven't laughed so hard in ages.

>>26
What is most stunning about your education is how little you seem to have made of it, given your by your own standards rather pathethic achievements and your obssession with schooling people who dont give a shit about your opinion on anything...

>>29 Let's face it, Alex simply isn't very clever. It's not difficult to sockpuppet on an anonymous board with no moderator. And yet time and time again Alex muffs the job.

He's not man enough to own up to his own sockfaggotry, but much more comical than that is his inability to do it successfully.

when this thread had no replies i hoped it would just sink away, but now that i think about it it ended up as well as a rose thread could.

>>31
Rose belongs on 4Chan. You might actually find someone who gives a shit there.

Captcha = Leave this place, there's nothing for you here.

>>34 LOL!

As a member in good standing of the pro Reynoldsian faction, and part of the small, yet prolific creative element present in the Crackyverse; l hereby call for all forms of creative expression, prose, music, and fan art cease to be posted, on ALL Cracky sites until this new batch of uncouth newfags learns their place. We. do. not. need. you. YOU need us. We can do without your shitposts. I shit on you all.

veri: shattun, enjoy your aids motherfuckers.

>>18

>>36 Fuck off Alex. Go back to Cracky House, you diseased, disgusting old man. You have no "guys" here. Every single person at this board wishes you were dead.

Captcha: Jerk off to Rav Rav

>>36

That temple of heresy, necrophilia, and utter fail still stands? Not had a look at it in about 2 months. Never seen anything relating to Cracky, just a little circle-jerk of namefags arguing about who had known each other the longest,and who had been on the board longest. Seemed all it had going was LC threads and CP. Who doesn't need who, here, exactly?

>>38
That wasn't Alex, dumbass. Neither am I. Choke on dick retard.

>>39

> Seemed all it had going was LC threads and CP.

Nice of you to out yourself, pedo.

> Who doesn't need who, here, exactly?

Since you asked, WE don't need no dramalovin', newfag .71 fanboi posers like YOU who never contribute shit, but bitch an' whine all the time, and contribute exactly fuckall. GB2 unichon, where YOU belong, pedo.

>>40
As this is an anonymous board I can say what the fuck I want - but what I SHOULD have said was: 'the main topics of conversation, and justification for many coming to CH, were Loli Chan and CP threads'.
I'm not a pedo. Many in this circle-jerk are, and have no qualms about admitting it. But I'm not a pedo. Nor a necrophiliac. Which is why I avoid that shithole, Crackyhouse.
And new content? Just don't start me. I know what I've done for 71 recently... YOU should contribute something more than petulance, AIDS and halitosis. Go on. I dare you.

>>40 fuck off cunt ur deadgirl pedosite die bitch

Why she's hot:
She's cute
She's a clever nerd
She's not fat
She's funny

>>43

Yeah yeah yeah... OK, whatever. You say she is attractive. Fair enough. Each to his own, although her visual appeal is not the issue here, and this is not what's annoying me... what I have yet to see, is that amazing skill for comedy you schoolkids have attributed to Rose, this unbridled hilarity you were gushing over on 4Chan, before dragging this turgid shite over here (could even have been you bleating away about how comical she was, as I did see the original 'Rose' 4Chan thread). Prove to me and 71 she is funny (we're talking 'funny, ha-ha', funny, not 'funny, peculiar' funny, I assume?) 'coz right now you and her are about as funny as finding a lump on your ballsack in the morning.
Your move.

BTW - Mew-Chan was better. And she had secondary sexual characteristics too, something I'm not seeing here.

Seems to be a difference of opinion.
Let's ask an impartial judge.

>>44
who the fuck cares if she's funny, she has nothing to do with .71, and neither do you. There is no more an interest in random camwhores here than there is a pro-reynoldsian faction. GB2 CH.

>>46
No u

>>10

>Plus she bears an astonishing resemblance to Lolichan, whom I claimed never to have liked.

Ohoho, is that a confession?

>>47
faggot or no, when he's right he's right

stop being an idiot

I blame Jeff for this thread, and for the general sorry state the Crackyverse is in.

>>49 FUCK OFF back to CH and Chansluts you trolling ASSHOLE.

Nobody here gives a rat's ass about your Trap Whore or your whining. You are AIDS, you are CANCER, U an hero and shut the fuck up.

>>47 I mean.

Sorry >>49.

fucking anon board where is U trips where is U moderator wake up goddamit.

post moar from her plz
I sent her a pm in youtube
And she replied
Too bad the message is a little meaningless, but I'm in my way to her heart.

At least Jeff still moderates his board. It's Alex to blame for the latest shitstorm, as always, the pedo wankstain.

I agree that this 'anon' culture is making it hard to see who's bitching at who... does anyone actually know what's going on at all ITT? Apart from Tom-faggery?

>>54

Do one decent thing in your life. Keep her on YouTube. Please. YouTube is where she was spawned, after all. Then GTFO and do your homework.

>this thread

>>56
see >>25

add to that: troll stirs the pot for all it's worth in the second part, egging Alex against Crackyfags and vice-versa, with a hint of an attempt to further drive the wedge between CH and .71...

or, you know, business as usual...

>>55
Oh no, Jeff is to blame for Alex's presence, as well as for the liafags and the random camwhore crowd.

And I'll remind you that part of his "moderation" was to give mod powers to Alex...

I wouldnt be surprised that Alex would turn out to have been Jeff all along but I dont care either way, the result is the same: Jeff is directly responsible for this mess.

Jeff, stick to music and give up the entertainment through lies, strife and conflict or at tthe very least, keep it to your side of town, ffs...

>>60

My final post ITT: Much as I agree, don't look into the abyss, etc etc.

Pic related.

I was looking for an appropriate thread for this pic. Imagine how happy I was to find it!

Fap to this, you weeabo pedo fuckers. And Jeff/Alex, burn in Hell.

>>Much as I agree, don't look into the abyss, etc etc.

lol

>>62
One day I will buy this site, just for the pleasure of banning pondlife like yourself.

>>61
Just because you're paranoid doesnt mean they're not after you...

But hey, somebody keeps bringing the abyss here, I wouldnt be looking at it if it wasnt in my face.

>>64 Fuck off, die, suck Alex's cock, etc. etc. GTFO back to CH you disgusting pedophile piece of shit.

Protip: if you stopped paying a fat, witless wannabe camwhore to humiliate you over the internet, maybe you could save up enough money to buy this website.

As it is, you're clearly unemployable, so, no website for you.

Asshole.

Both sides of this need to die rather quickly.

>>67
Given the pic you just posted, and your self removal from the parties involved, it's not for you to say. Go stir shit elsewhere, go suck OP's dick some more, or your own, as the case may be.

Man, I like the tomboy, pixie cut look, and I don't consider myself gay in the slightest.
Bitches need to stop being so insecure.

>>69
Bitches need to stop posting non-Cracky girls on Cracky boards. Fuck right off, nobody comes here to find out what you like.

And stop bumping your shit thread.

>>70

Bump.

>>71
Allright, as long we all agree you're just a troll posting unwanted crap and being a convenient excuse for Alex to be "interested" in a board that has nothing but animosity for you both, you can have your empty little victory dance...

>>41HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

PVT. Newfag thinks he's a soldier, what a dumb faggot.

>>41
ignore >>73

>>74 psst. >>41 is the troll.

>>75 Way to bump the nice pedo photo of the young boy back to the top of the website, particularly since Cecil appears to have fallen asleep for the last 24 hours.

Pic related.

Bumping this fine thread cuz niggers.

>>8
all them dead

neat.jpg

please post some nice rares

>>79
THANK YOU, THANK YOUUUU

>>80
FUCK YOU, FUCK YOUUUU

how is that less boring

How's it hanging, monkey admin? This place seems dead without me. Someone give me my dose of Cracky before I succumb to Rose faggotry again. The re-posting Cracky/poetry threads doesn't do anything for me. In fact, it makes me glad to be away from the Cracky faggotry sometimes. Poemfag is everything fucked up about Crackyfags. And if poemfag is MA, no offense, but it's boring as shit.

Nobody will humor you on account of your faggotry, and nobody cares whether you like what .71 has become.

Just leave if it doesnt do anything for you anymore...

And you already know another tantrum will not change this place, in fact, even if you had a point, and I dont agree you do, the last thing that would bring you closer to your goal is another shit posting fit.

Unless all you ever wanted was to spam an irrelevant girl just to piss everyone off, like I maintain you've been doing all along...

>>82

>The re-posting Cracky/poetry threads doesn't do anything for me. In fact, it makes me glad to be away from the Cracky faggotry sometimes. Poemfag is everything fucked up about Crackyfags. And if poemfag is MA, no offense, but it's boring as shit.

I can't express how much I agree with this.

>Just leave if it doesnt do anything for you anymore...

You sound like a scumbag right wing Murrican.

>Don't like our corrupt way of life? Get out the country.

>>85
And I cant express how much I disagree with you.

If both of you are unhappy about how .71 reposts Cracky pics and Crackypasta and would rather have a "show" of bickering clueless retards punctuated by the pics of whoever said retards are currently fapping to, go to Crackyhouse, I promise, you'll fit right in, better than here anyway...

If all you can do here is bitch and whine, yes, the best you can do is leave. Nothing murrican about pointing out the good sense in that.

Staying would only piss both parties off, which would only appeal to a troll.

Out of 10 threads on page 0, I see 2 that can be qualified of something like re-posting Cracky/poetry threads, I think you are over-reacting.

But if you are defending having troll fights or posting random camwhores as a way to fight off boredom and your disappointment over the fact that the rare hoarders are assholes, really, it just becomes the flimsiest of pretexts...

>>86

>relating posting cracky on a cracky board to being corrupt

Dumbass

>>88

But troll fights have historically been part of .71. And if they seriously piss you off, maybe you need to leave for taking it so seriously. Cracky only has so few pics and nothing new in years. We can only post so much Cracky. Why not have a /miscfaggotry/ section? Don't make us so bored we run off leaving the boring and creepy copypasta over-running the site. I don't think Olivia would want that shit here. The creepy bullshit is probably what ran her off. Unless you're MA, you're not the arbiter here.

>>90 Fuck off and die. Are you really this retarded? Every single person at this website hates your guts, and not one person here wants your fucking AIDS on this board.

>>90

> Why not have a /miscfaggotry/ section?"

We do, it's called "rest of the Internet".

Furthermore, measured in timespans of years, there's been plenty of new pics.
If you don't have the patience, that's fine, but ultimately your own problem.

You're alone here.

Don't believe me ? There's a 180+ pages for you to read through to find those like you who went before you, and just left because ultimately, their attempts are futile. But I don't rxpect you to have the patience to read through that archive either.
And then there's the 180 or whatever pages that existed before the nukes, where in the end almost only people like you were posting; their posts forgotten, their quest for personal trolling glory now an exercise in futility.
So strut and fret your hour on the stage if you must; in the end you'll blend and belong or leave and be forgotten; it's simply the way of things around here.

I'd just like to add that if Cracky isn't eternally fresh to you, you don't get it, you never got it, and you never will get it.

For that reason alone, this board is no place for your nonsense. You'll get nothing out of it, unless your only purpose is to antagonize other people for the sake of it.

Re the banana child photo.

FUCK OFF with your pseudo child pornography.

Your obsession with "rose the ugly trap" indicates it's you and only you who's into CP around these parts.

Bounceme is not about CP.

ASSHOLE.

>>90

>>But...but...but...

They dont piss me off, they are designed to piss everybody off, which is not the same thing. And obviously, I'm not holding your failures against you, just your misdirected sense that we need trolls because The Skyqueen is not enough to fill these pages.

You're an idiot whose discourse would be the same on any board, and would be laughed at just as hard anywhere.

No, by definition, troll are intruders, and they dont get sympathy.

If there was room for shit posting trolls, it certainly wouldnt come at the expense of the good stuff.

If really you think a village idiot is necessary, just dont expect him to be the mayor as well. If really you have a place here, it is under everybody else's shoe.

And frankly, if the resident hermit is not an arbiter here, a troll sure aint.