>>5
Well, I never fapped to Cracky.
But I AM sometimes taken aback by just how susceptible I am to the "hot 12-year-old boy" thing, despite how often and how vehemently I insist on my (all things considered) relatively sexual normality.
Yet another photo of Emma Watson turned up on one of the shitty sites I'm obliged to use for my e-mails yesterday and I stayed shaken and depressed all day by what a powerful elan of desire it elicited from me.
Wait till I'm through. Then you can talk. Emma Watson looked like a twelve-year-old boy with long hair even before she got that intoxicating pixie-cut; now she looks EXACTLY like one. Plus she's indissolubly associated with the irremediable cultural disaster of J.K. Rowlings' derivative, mechanical, yet almost universally adored and acclaimed "Harry Potter" nonsense. Plus she bears an astonishing resemblance to Lolichan, whom I claimed never to have liked.
All those are on one side. Maybe some of them are unimportant - I won't argue about that - but look at the number of them.
And what have we got on the other side? All we've got is the "And forget the Hee and Shee" of John Donne and its warming-up in the microwave by the feminists of the 1970s and by the present- day proponents of a - what was the term again? - "performative sexuality" (?)
Sorry, sweetheart, you're taking the fall...