>meet cracky IRL after flirting in wow for months
>she has a great taste in movies, video games, music
>she agrees to come over to my hotel to watch a movie
>fuckyes.rar
>buy condoms, slip one in my back pocket
>we meet at blockbuster, get a movie, food and head back to my place
>start watching movie
>passionate sex scene starts, look over at her, she is looking at me
>ohmyfuckinggodshewantstofuck
>kiss her, she kisses back
>start making out
>rubbing her under her shirt, start going under her pants
>she loves it, keep going for a bit
>she stands up, takes off top, takes off pants, standing there in a thong
>tosses her dark hair to the side, gets down on her knees and unzips my pants
>dick is hard as fuck
>she starts slowly stroking it, looking at me with her dark, lustful eyes
>slides her mouth over it, moves it up and down with her eyes closed, rubbing herself
>after what seems like eternity, she stands up, lays down on the couch and spreads her legs, passionately touching herself
>stand up, remove clothes at the speed of light, go for the condom in my back pocket, it isn't there
>pokerface
>oh god it must have slipped beneath the couch cushion
>tell her she needs to get up
>she gives me a weird look and stands up
>lift up the couch cushion, can't find it, start to get frantic
>run over to the light, turn it on, glaring light hits my pale naked body
>get self conscious, start sweating
>she looks ticked off, starts putting her clothes back on
>i yell NO, trying to hold back tears
>go back to the couch, rip off all the cushions
>see my bag of dead fish I had lost a while back, push it out of the way, it falls onto her purse and rips open, spilling rotten dead fish everywhere
>horrible smell fills the room
>can't help it, start bawling
>she is in shock
>I see the bag of Halloween candy I have been collecting over the years I had lost under the other cushion
>offer her one to cheer her up
>she steps back
>between sobs, tell her it is ok, the bag kept it fresh
>hysterically stuff one in my mouth to prove it is ok
>oh god it is disgusting
>the nervousness, dead fish smell, and stale candy causes me to vomit everywhere
>so fucking nervous my body just releases everything, two days worth of shit comes out my ass
>shit stimulates my prostate, blow my load, piss myself afterwards
>finally see the condom, I can still save this!
>hold it up and wink, she is fully dressed and getting ready to leave
>yell “wait, we can just go up to my room, it doesn't smell there!”
>she tells me to fuck off or she will call the cops
>walk towards her, trip on her purse and fish
>covered in dead fish guts
>she leaves
>open up and old candy, eat it, it's so bad, start crying harder
>think of Courage Wolf, see her purse
>grab it and run out of the house
>see her on the side walk
>yell “wait you forgot your purse”
>in underwear, covered in fish guts, shit, jizz, and vomit
>mouth still full of stale candy
>she starts running, screaming for help
>I catch up to her and hold my hand over her mouth
>car slams to a stop nearby
>guy gets out and pulls me off her, throws me to the ground and beats the shit out of me
>lay there, naked, bleeding and crying
>feebly hold up her purse, she throws it at me, telling me I had better have 200k wow gold for the purse
>walk back to the hotel
>it still stinks
>crash to the ground, rub dead fish all over myself, stuff stale candy in my mouth, cry myself to sleep