>> | No.3 >meet cracky IRL after flirting in wow for months >she has a great taste in movies, video games, music >she agrees to come over to my hotel to watch a movie >fuckyes.rar >buy condoms, slip one in my back pocket >we meet at blockbuster, get a movie, food and head back to my place >start watching movie >passionate sex scene starts, look over at her, she is looking at me >ohmyfuckinggodshewantstofuck >kiss her, she kisses back >start making out >rubbing her under her shirt, start going under her pants >she loves it, keep going for a bit >she stands up, takes off top, takes off pants, standing there in a thong >tosses her dark hair to the side, gets down on her knees and unzips my pants >dick is hard as fuck >she starts slowly stroking it, looking at me with her dark, lustful eyes >slides her mouth over it, moves it up and down with her eyes closed, rubbing herself >after what seems like eternity, she stands up, lays down on the couch and spreads her legs, passionately touching herself >stand up, remove clothes at the speed of light, go for the condom in my back pocket, it isn't there >pokerface >oh god it must have slipped beneath the couch cushion >tell her she needs to get up >she gives me a weird look and stands up >lift up the couch cushion, can't find it, start to get frantic >run over to the light, turn it on, glaring light hits my pale naked body >get self conscious, start sweating >she looks ticked off, starts putting her clothes back on >i yell NO, trying to hold back tears >go back to the couch, rip off all the cushions >see my bag of dead fish I had lost a while back, push it out of the way, it falls onto her purse and rips open, spilling rotten dead fish everywhere >horrible smell fills the room >can't help it, start bawling >she is in shock >I see the bag of Halloween candy I have been collecting over the years I had lost under the other cushion >offer her one to cheer her up >she steps back >between sobs, tell her it is ok, the bag kept it fresh >hysterically stuff one in my mouth to prove it is ok >oh god it is disgusting >the nervousness, dead fish smell, and stale candy causes me to vomit everywhere >so fucking nervous my body just releases everything, two days worth of shit comes out my ass >shit stimulates my prostate, blow my load, piss myself afterwards >finally see the condom, I can still save this! >hold it up and wink, she is fully dressed and getting ready to leave >yell “wait, we can just go up to my room, it doesn't smell there!” >she tells me to fuck off or she will call the cops >walk towards her, trip on her purse and fish >covered in dead fish guts >she leaves >open up and old candy, eat it, it's so bad, start crying harder >think of Courage Wolf, see her purse >grab it and run out of the house >see her on the side walk >yell “wait you forgot your purse” >in underwear, covered in fish guts, shit, jizz, and vomit >mouth still full of stale candy >she starts running, screaming for help >I catch up to her and hold my hand over her mouth >car slams to a stop nearby >guy gets out and pulls me off her, throws me to the ground and beats the shit out of me >lay there, naked, bleeding and crying >feebly hold up her purse, she throws it at me, telling me I had better have 200k wow gold for the purse >walk back to the hotel >it still stinks >crash to the ground, rub dead fish all over myself, stuff stale candy in my mouth, cry myself to sleep |