You know that's an interesting question- I mean why nobody actually does know.

I think there are so few people that even remember Cracky that nobody's really stalking anymore.

That comment on the "Live at the Crackbury" video, "There around 11 people who think this is funny."

I think there are 11 people left who actually care about Cracky, and I think they are all here at this board.

It's too bad that 5 year old old men from CH feel compelled to come here and shit all over the place.

Also, I'm not quite sure why the oldfags who are really in the know won't just share all they have now to us newfags.

Why not? What's to hold on to? I don't think hoarding Cracky secrets helps the secret holder.

Why not let us all join in on the misery, and the revelations of the Cracky religion.

I bet it's the religion with the fewest members ever.

It is a religion though, full-fledged. These people really mean it.

I'm glad they are still here. And I'm glad I found this board.

Best regards to everyone,

Pinky

Interested as I am in news regarding our Queen, I don't think she should be stalked or harassed. As for secret revelations, it may be that if you pray to Cracky often enough, Santa will hear you and deliver.

So Santa actually works for Cracky.

That clears up more than a few mysteries.

coincidence?

If I were a total fundie, I would remind you all that seeking the light of Our Lady need not harass the Holy Avatar any further than the Archive of Her physical image while under the influence of the Holy Spirit of Cracky is involved, but I see no point in pushing my strict Trinitarian interpretation of Cracky mysteries on what few other faithful there is left in here...

Nah, as far as I'm concerned, we've come to this place bounceme to live a dream not seen on this mid-place unto the end, through many paths, all Hers.

As far as Santa goes, you just cant fly through the Sky without having to Deal with the Skyqueen at some point...

>>5
Cracky, the red-nosed schoolgirl
had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw her,
you would even say it glows.

All of the other schoolgirls
used to laugh and call her names.
They never let poor Cracky
join in any schoolgirl games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
"Cracky with your nose so bright,
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

Then all the schoolgirls loved her
as they shouted out with glee,
Cracky the red-nosed reindeer,
you'll go down in history!

This is place is no more than just a broken record. The same people get on to just post the same stuff said a few months ago and nothing really that new gets in. True, I don't approve of lurking and/or stalking cracky since she's made that painfully clear but why have such a place at all? It's senseless and boring (it started getting boring when nobody has anything new to say especially about Cracky really...).

>>8 Fuck off. We like it here, so your comment is totally invalid. If you don't like it, why come here?

We'd like it even more here if you fucked off. So fuck off.

>>8
Seriously, you use the same retarded argument as Alex does. If you cant bring yourself to leave a website that does nothing for you anymore on account of your weak willpower, dont count on others to shut it down so you dont have to leave on your own, especially if it still does something for them.

The senselessness and boredom you feel comes from your own selfishness and laziness.

You're the only that you can blame for that, and the only one that can fix it.

I'll agree with >>9 & >>10. 'Fuck off'.
I was trying to make something original for 71 last night (with my limited skills and resources)but the same glitch kept occurring, so I decided I will try again today... at least I made an attempt, inspired by Cracky and the people who love her, instead of whining petulantly.
So 'Fuck off', as the wise men said.

I'm pretty sure this is the first time we discuss Santa, Rudolph and their relation to the Sky Queen but I'm pretty sure it isnt the first time we hear you bitch and whine