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91520 No.1   [Reply]

I'm trying to bury Alex's shitposts to restore this thread to 100% functionality. Now where was I... oh, yes...

That thou wouldst bring them only death,
That thou shouldst spare none,
That thou shouldst pardon none,
We beseech thee, destroy them.

>> No.2  

Oh.

Well, at least my visit this time has served to establish that, contrary to appearances, the guy who lends that "je ne sais quoi of intellectual classiness" to this place by posting the same five or six lines of would-be Latin and would-be Shakespearean English over and over and over again is actually the very same guy who (doubtless lapsing into an idiom that comes more naturally to him) equally regularly and repetitively spews a lot of spotty, /b/board, abusive 14-year-old-isms over the board ("pedo wankstain fucker etc. etc. etc. ad nauseam).

Not that one couldn't really have gleaned as much from the "Latin" and the "Shakespearean English" all along, of course.

I mean, I DO hope that everyone here IS aware, aren't you, that all the "thees" and "thous" and "wouldst" and "shouldst" make the some sort of risible and rebarbative impression on anyone even passably conversant with older forms of the English language as, say, "Henry the Eighth's Oldey Worldey Genewine Tudor Steak Lodge" - serving cheeseburgers and french fries at discount prices just off Exit 27 of the A4 - makes on a scholar of 15th Century English History.

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>> No.4  

Yes, of course, once past the fable that you came here to praise a nice line you read here, now comes the contempt you deny keeps you coming here...

Great.

Praise the Goddess you truly are a man that believes friendly and educated conversation will make .71 a better, more interesting place.

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Look here, Poindexter... maybe there's one final lesson needs to be learned here, but we of 71 know the drill, even if you don't.
You've now got internet access. It's Friday. Friday = payday = Alex's webcam wank day. Now that you've spent cash jerking off, the initial elation has gone, so, consumed with self-loathing, you come here to insult the people you claim you do not to be associated with, in order to experience some small victory in your sad life.
Call the repetitions '14-year-old-isms' if you wish, but they are actually mantras. MAGIC mantras. And if we repeat them often enough, you will disappear. Observe:

Fuck off you creepy pedo wankstain

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Fuck off you creepy pedo wankstain

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Fuck off you creepy pedo wankstain

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Fuck off you creepy pedo wankstain

>> No.9  

>>4
Pretty typical .71 "logic":

"Look guys! This transcript proves that Alex Reynolds is an aggressive bully who just bursts in here and starts, completely without provocation, flame-wars with people who only ever welcome him with open arms:

"A nymph believes herself to be the ugliest creature in existence, because her beauty blinds whoever sees her. She spends her time making masks that she considers more beautiful than her face."

"Interesting. Do you know this poem by Yeats which expresses a similar idea?
If I make the lashes dark....etc"

"Puerile little punk fuck off and die
Oh Goddesss destroy them burn them etc."

"Fuck off you creepy pedo wankstain"

"Oh well, I was just trying to make a friendly contribution, but if that's your response, then fuck you."

"Oh LOOK LOOK everybody...look how Alex is expressing his CONTEMPT for us."

Quod erat demonstrandum...or ex pluribus unum veni vidi hoochy coochy whatever the fuck.

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Fuck off you creepy pedo wankstain

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See what happens when you BELIEVE in the power of Cracky-Chan magic?

>> No.15  

Where can I find Alex now?

>> No.16  

>>15 on facebook, but he does'nt accept anybody on her profile



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