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I don't usually write tl;dr posts but this is just too good to pass on. By 'unmoderated', I suggest that the board lacks a secret hierarchy that imbeciles such as yourself would seek to climb, for reaching the inner cabal and wielding unbridled power to "OH DEAR.. DELETE THAT MEAN MERO POST WAAAHH" is the only way to arrogate power and purpose in your shitty lives.
Who's the "'Rose Trap Cam Whore' lunatic"? Are you telling me that you read every post on this board, and not only that you know who's posting what when and why? You'd have to be a complete shut in pizza munching full retard derpface diddle toucher to even notice such a subtle trend - even moreso to miss the nuance in my language quietly scoffing the idea that a backwater board receiving 3 posts a day requires any moderation beyond mysterious admin's gentle touch.
There are 3 posters on this board, in order of wordyposts (inversely proportional to handsomeness and cock size):
a) Schwill, and his many iterations and sockpuppets. Also responsible for a great number of 'Alex' posts as he seeks to bemuse himself now the men in white coats have finished electrocuting his brain.. he needs other forms of stimulation. A cute little man who needs to vacate his basement and get a charity fuck from camel/loli/cracky or DEAR GOD ANYONE PLEASE JUST DO IT FOR THE KITTENS.
b) The 'real' Alex, who is actually a 14 year old Nigerian with 692 AIM accounts setting up an intricate and rather ingenious scam- pay one Cracky tariff of $999 (hat-tip: cain) to receive your shipment of Cracky. (You can spot him by use of disgustingly awful Nigerian prose, his incurable impulse to over-articulate and use arcane language nobody fucking remembers except for that missionary who often stops by the village for a quick cup of tea and sodomy)
c) Me - Your beloved Merokins, who only posts in his underwear after stumbling in from the balcony at 3am stinking of gin, cigarettes and your mothers pussy, always ready to post sharp, witty adjective-crammed responses to matters of pressing importance such as "I WONDER WHAT CRACKY'S FARTS SMELL LIKE" and "DEAR OH DEAR, HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT ALEX'S COCK HAS SHRIVELLED UP INTO HIS CHEST, OR IS IT SHOVED UP HIS OWN ASS I CAN'T TELL BECAUSE I CAN'T SEE SHIT".
The board is fine. It's like 300 years old and we've never had a problem, now shut the fuck up.