Olivia I would ram you in if I ever met you but something tells me that it would the most anti-climactic thing I would ever experience in my life, you know, due to all that build-up. SOOOO... I think that finding and fucking a random girl who's less of a fuck up and twice as attractive would do.
I hope your early mid-life crisis goes well. I heard good things about Mist of Panadaria.
I love you. Goodbye.