I'd probably bawl my eyes shut too when I see her. I mean, come on - she is the embodiment of that unattainable desire and fantasy that we all collectively and fiendishly created. Seeing her in flesh - fat, sloven and sad - would just shatter the illusion and cause any Crackyfag to mentally snap.

I want to see her at the same time I don't. Fuck those flapjacks.