>mfw americans call "wobbly flip-shutters" doors
>mfw americans call a "small ben" a clock
>mfw americans call a "chimey pushknob" a doorbell
>mfw americans call "niffy loo pudding" feces
>mfw americans call "hooty tooty point and shooty" a gun
>mfw americans call a "beef wellington ensemble with lettuce" a hamburger
>mfw americans call "crockety snipwickets" markers
>mfw americans call "cold on the cob" popsicles
>mfw americans call a "loony chuckle fairy " a clown
>mfw americans call a "cuff-link time johnny" a watch
>mfw americans call our "blessed skyqueen" a cracky-chan