>mfw americans call "wobbly flip-shutters" doors >mfw americans call a "small ben" a clock >mfw americans call a "chimey pushknob" a doorbell >mfw americans call "niffy loo pudding" feces >mfw americans call "hooty tooty point and shooty" a gun >mfw americans call a "beef wellington ensemble with lettuce" a hamburger >mfw americans call "crockety snipwickets" markers >mfw americans call "cold on the cob" popsicles >mfw americans call a "loony chuckle fairy " a clown >mfw americans call a "cuff-link time johnny" a watch >mfw americans call our "blessed skyqueen" a cracky-chan