Actually the real reason Alex became the Grinch is significantly more disturbing- in every sense- than his heart being two sizes two small.

Alex is educated. But what are his actual public achievements? What is he publicly known for?

Take the Quiz:

1. Inaugurating a new dawn of analytical literary criticism with "The Athenaeum.'
2. Developing the polio vaccine.
3. The Emancipation Proclamation.
4. Paying a fat girl to let him jack off over her on the internet, and co-moderating a message board dedicated to stalking a British teenager.

HINT: the answer is 4.