I imagine that this was provoked by some implication on my part - probably in the CH Tinychat - that the OP, whoever he was, lacked knowledge or intelligence.

It's kind of ironic that the present thread, far from vindicating him in this respect, only confirms my implication.

He's got the penis-size about right, admittedly, and he's not shot entirely wide of the mark in speculating that my repertoire of masochistic fantasies includes anal penetration by / in the presence of attractive young women.

But how stupid and / or ignorant does one have to be to imagine that the sallow, underdeveloped, English half-child that you people worship / pretend to worship here could POSSIBLY play even the most marginal role in such fantasies?

Know The Enemy before you launch your puny little darts at him, OP - otherwise you'll end up with something that is neither effectively insulting nor even distantly witty.