>>8
Possibly over at Crackyhouse at the moment, it would, a little - as it's presently a jolly, irreverent place, regularly visited by several attractive young women and even modded by one (snob dyke hipster bitch though she be).
But this place is indeed, as you say, a "temple" - i.e. a dank, deserted sausage-fest full of sad paedophiles and closet homosexuals, the idea of whose eyes on a butthole presumed (falsely) to be mine does not turn me on in the least.