Honestly guys, these days there's really no excuse to go about with a pizzaface. Some of you on Tinychat are just the worst, if your face looks like it's sprouting mung beans then you're doing it wrong. If you're too poor to buy genuine products, then follow my easy 5 step guide to curing pimples forever. I guarantee it.
Merovin's 5 step guide to pimple eradication:
How this works: The chemicals remove toxin build up in the pores and also removes moisture, coating the pores with a layer of protection from dirt and oil, stopping the pimples from forming.
What you will need:
-Bathroom, with a sink that holds liquid. (Clean the sink first.)
-2x Clean towels. (Important!)
-2x Cups of household bleach. (Look where mum does the laundry.)
-1.5x Cups of ammonia. (Look where the cleaning supplies are.)
Step 1: Go into the bathroom and wash your face and neck lightly with a mild soap. Use one of the clean towels to pat your face down until it's dry. Try not to touch your face with your hands.
Step 2: Place the other clean towel by the sink. Make sure the sink is clean and you have a plug. (If you have pimples on your back, take your shirt off, as this can also help clear that up)
Step 3: Pour the bleach into the sink and add the ammonia to the bleach.
Step 4: Place your face over the sink. Blow onto the liquid (Makes it work faster). Do this for 1 minute. Wait 30 seconds and then repeat for another 1 minute.
Step 5: Drain the sink. Wash face with cold water to close the pores. Pat your face dry with the other clean towel.
Tips: this method is only to be used once every 6 weeks due to the ammount of moisture being removed from the skin. If skin still has excess moisture then it is okay to use this again before the 6 weeks but wait a week for results. Try to stay out of the sun for a few days after using this, as direct sunlight sometimes causes irritation.