CRACKY HAS GOTTEN FAT, SHE GREW OUT HER HAIR AND CURRENTLY SPORTS BLEACHED BLONDE DREDS. SHE HAS ACNE, NOT ONLY ON HER FACE, BUT ALSO ON HER NECK, SHOULDERS, SEVERAL CHINS AND BACK. SHE HAS GAINED WEIGHT, A LOT OF IT, VERY LITTLE OF SHICH WENT TO HER TITS. ALMOST TWO YEARS AGO SHE DECIDED TO BECOME A JUGGALLO AND DID NOT DO A HALF-ASSED JOB OF IT. SHE NO LONG PLAYS WOW, BUT HAS GOTTEN INTO THE FPS GENRE. SHE ONLY DATES FELLOW JUGGALOS, USUALLY SEVERAL OF THEM CONCURRENTLY. HER DIET CONSISTS MAINLY OF ITEMS AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE AT GAS STATIONS.
THEREFORE THIS BOARD IS NOW ABOUT TRYING TO BUILD A TIME MACHINE SINCE MODERN CRACKY IS A LOST CAUSE.