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What would you get cracky for valentine's day?

I would get her the most beautiful, filled chocolates that I could find and then remove the fillings with a warmed syringe and replace them with a mixture of curare, honey and my own semen (or i might get some from a horse) and then when the paralysis took over I would make sweet sweet love to here all night long. In the morning I would strip the flash from her back and cook it like bacon and have for breakfast. Also might use the syringe to directly inject my semen into her ovaries…

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I would make her do a two-day jeffries marathon with me but I would purposely not do any of that shit and just see her lose her shit. And then when she's on her withdrawal, I would nurse her back to health just so she can see what a strong pillar of manhood I am. And then I would slightly kiss her on the cheek because fucking her would be the last thing on my mind. All of this while having the Hall and Oates Greatest Hits on repeat.

Best Valentine's day spurge ever.

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so, same plan as last year then?

YAY

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I would get her a 40lbs box of rape

>> No.5  

Give your right hand/fleshlight/sister/sheep (delete as appropriate) all my best wishes.

>> No.6  

I just want her to peg me with an orangutan-dildo :( why is life so unfair?

>> No.7  

She has flash installed into her back? Neat.

>> No.8  

Also, I'd like to point out, if the Java isn't working in her back then I don't think the semen would take in her ovaries.

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I would give Cracky a kitty.

>> No.10  

a friendly handshake

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I gave her the same thing I give her every year, and for her b-day, and Xmas, nothing. Nothing at all. She'll take nothing and LIKE IT.

>> No.12  

>>11 lol


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