What would you get cracky for valentine's day?
I would get her the most beautiful, filled chocolates that I could find and then remove the fillings with a warmed syringe and replace them with a mixture of curare, honey and my own semen (or i might get some from a horse) and then when the paralysis took over I would make sweet sweet love to here all night long. In the morning I would strip the flash from her back and cook it like bacon and have for breakfast. Also might use the syringe to directly inject my semen into her ovaries…