OK WTF I'm not a loser so I only read like 1 post in this thread, and I already know everything I need to know. We could solve this riot if you would all just get out of your internet chat rooms for 30 seconds to have your basements tested for lead. Time to straighten this out out. Callin on da one and only original g hustla balla thug nigga merokins to weigh in and call the match.
On the left, and hailing from the 15th century, some douche with a full nappy who likes to be called dog while being pissed on (not even while in the shower, pig disgusting), cantankerous old douchemaster: Alex Fucking Reynolds. When he's not being fleeced by Rav-rav, he's having a spaz-spaz and dumping his involuntary bowel movements all over the internet. He actually eats dictionaries and shits out copypasta. He likes to brag about living in Paris, although he's never actually been outside, and despite his smooth silky skin, gigantic brain and otherwise desirable features, he's an darwinian anomaly - with no chance of actually succeeding in the evolutionary race. Or the evolutionary walk. Or even the 3 inch baby-step from ballsacks to the tip of his penis, and into the oldest, ugliest, fattest, flabbiest hairiest french vagina that has to exist sloshed somewhere beside a 1 cent slot machine desperate to grease a dong for one more spin. This guy is never getting laid.
And on the right, a cross between little nicky and rain man, but with the annoying, rasping voice of jar jar binks, we have schwillywilly 'monk' smellywilly. When he's not having his bank account emptied by Suede's runaway sisterwife, he's playing the world's smallest violin for his own sister. Waaaaaaaah. And when he's not up to any of those things, he's recieving electrotherapy in guantanamo to correct a chemical imbalance acquired from years of Hentai abuse. He's like one of those old homeless dudes on the street that will tell you about the time he escaped from a North Korean labour camp, except he IS actually an old homeless dudes on the street that tells you about the time he escaped from a North Korean labour camp. If you think this guy is normal, ask your doctor if Thorazine is right for you!
Shouting from the rail, we have a cabal of token retards from all corners of this shitty planet, each with 0% chance of taking their hands off their cocks and emerging from their secluded log cabins stocked with weapons and food for the coming race war, and removing the tinfoil from their heads to allow new information about ACTUAL REAL NEW REAL LIVING REAL OBTAINABLE GIRLS to get in.
Full retards.
AND THE WINNER IS:
A draw. You've all been yelling for months, stretching into the deepest darkest recesses of the human mind to find more and more words to say absolutely nothing at all. A gaggle of manipulative doubleniggers, working around the clock to generate piles and piles of pointless, insufferable bullshit.
Congratulations.
P.S. I hardly know Kimi, but even I know that she's super cool and ridiculously cute, and if she wasn't into poon my next career move would be masterminding a plan to defeat world wrestling superstar rav-rav to take her for myself.