Schwill? Mero you're drunk.

But no, I'm not Schwill, who I always was under the impression really hated me just as much as mero does (but not to the point he denies my existence!)

But you know, when I first got here, I got a visceral reaction from just about everybody just like Alex did. Like I said, my natural charm really didnt translate well through the keyboard and I imagine, I came out a bit if not very creepy. I dont know that it lasted three months until I went anon. Then the nukes fell. Since then I've done my thing, which at time has been more discrete than others, but I assure you all there is no fight, there is no draw, there is win, there is no lose, not on my part...

There's just Cracky.

And all your endless speculation showing what's in your dirty minds.

Mine, at least when I come here and am not not dragged into wall of text arguing with Alex, or everybody else who is freaking out on that damn monk, my mind then, as you could see if you really were looking, is often a dream like jumble, like clouds, in which I see the shifting shapes of words and sentences that make me want to...

You know...

Kiss the sky...

PS: For the record, I find Kimi just as charming as all of you, if not all that pretty (sorry, my opinion, means nothing to anybody else but me), but I dont see why pics of her should be spammed here, given that she has kept the Crackyverse at arms length for her own reasons, and probably wouldnt allow those on CH. I believe they were rather oil thrown on the fire by a third party, who possibly started this thread to start with. Well, folks, are we having fun yet?

PPS: En tant que Nord Américain francophone, je t'envie tout de même de vivre à Paris, mon cochon. J'ai beau habiter le quartier latin d'une des plus belles villes Francophones du monde, il reste que Paris sera toujours LA métropole de tous les Français, même les descendants de colons abandonnés par Versailles...

PPPS: Mero, mental picture: I'm a bear. Well I'm straight, and not really fat, so, a tall forty-something biker, with a baby face under a lot of facial hair. Sorry, no timestamp, just an unpublished pic gone through my monkish transmogrification process. It will have to do. Enjoy, twinkletoes!

PPPPS: Just ignore the fuck out of me, I swear, it's easy if you try.