oh the sweet smell of troll desperation...

It's a shoop.

>>3
and you're a dickless troll, we know

we heard you the first time

>>4

I didn't post the faux trap, I was merely pointing out that it was a fake, just like you, can't do anything original so you steal someone else's shtick. You've got issues, and here you go, since you obviously love the cawk. TTFN

>>5

Fuck off and go masturbate to your life-size picture of 50 Cent with his top off, dickweed.

>>6

Make me.

>>3

I like the first one better

>>1
>>3
>>5
>>7
>>8
>>9

shitposting is as shiposter's posts, but only somebody with real issues would know that >>3 was a shoop

>>7

>Make me.

I won't need to as you will need no encouragement.

>>10

You think just because you shave your head, that no one will notice you're wearing a dress?

HAHA. FAGGOT.

>>12
monks wear robes, but I imagine that faggots with extensive trap collections would call theirs dresses, yes

I'm only trying to avail myself of a cawk expert when I see one: why does this whole "shitposting spectacle" of yours gives you such pleasure?

is it attention you seek, or the sense that you are less bland than your own perception of yourself?

what gaping void are you trying to have filled with the attention of angry people?

I dont know what drove you to switch your soul for your rectum, but I hope it's all you wanted it to be

fapfapfap

that's one gaping hole of a ass-soul you're showing me there

filling it with all the hate you can find, cant you see it will only becomes larger?

and by extension, emptier?

I pity you, but as I see you coming here to live on the resentment you create, and disproportionately rejoicing about every scrap you can find, I realize you pity yourself even more

this path you're on, this pseudo-initiatic voyage into the grief of others will only lead you head on into the grief you're running from, and there will be no more running then

I truly pity you, you are your own monster

coksokker

It's time people knew the truth.

Cracky has a PENIS.

you may think you defile a temple, but you only defile yourself: this is nothing but a clean up job to a Crackyfag

you have built a monument to your troll powers, out of the spite you feel for this monument we built for Cracky, but your monument is by nature bound to be as transient as Cracky's is permanent: you came here, you'll leave, or not, but .71 will remain a monument to Cracky, stained by troll shit perhaps, but a standing contrast to all the broken troll monuments lying around

this a land of despair, and trolls are far from immune to it in here

WTF does Cracky really have a dick? Why didnt you sick fucks tell me? WHY? Do you have any idea what it feels like to find out the girl of your dreams is a DUDE?

I fucking hate you all.

>>17
Hi Dana!

So what is your issue with dickgirls? If you bash them it means that you are still paying attention to them. I bet you want to thrust you dick into them. Is that why you prefer GF with manly attributes likes short hair and no tits?

>>19

It should have been pretty obvious, first Kimi, and then Russel, it doesn't take Sherlock Homes to suss that out. But then, everybody gets blinded by "her" charms, we all see: a child, victim, lover, goddess, demon, madonna or whore, she is all of these things and more. It should be plain given her lineage, she is The Grail, blood of the new and everlasting covenant, Breivik knew, he was one the twelve, he was preparing the way. But hell, you don't have to take my word for it, you can always ask David Icke. Hahahaha.

>>21oh snap! Templars and lizards and Roffschildz and Zionz OH MY!

despair, it sure does something strange to some trolls

look dude, you're just a nuisance and not even a funny one

once you're done plastering shit all over .71, maybe you can examine what shit you choose and realize how evident to everyone else it is that you have a hard time coming out of your closet

just do it, embrace your gayness and go live your life full throttle with people just like you, I guarantee you it will fill that void of yours

Coming from the clerical lumberjack spambot's pet buttlicking monkey in a dress, I'd take it you're speaking from personal experience, but I've gotta tell ya' sell it all you like, I ain't buying. You two wanna be butt-buddies that's cool, you don't have to be so homophobic, nobody that comes here cares if you're a poof, just quit trying to push it on anybody else, same shit goes for your holier than thou attitudes, the both of you are so fucking new, that you're coming off as a couple of infantile brony-phonies, parading your false piety for all to see, hellbent on maintaining an identity on a fucking ANONYMOUS shrine, prove your faith, sacurifice your fucking ego, you damned hypocrites, this IS NOT the place for it and YOU FUCKIING KNOW IT.

>>24
why dont you spam dickgirls all over page 0 again instead of this "holier than thou attitude" you're just switching to now, you hippocrite jackass troll

you dont fool anyone, this has always been an attack on the clergy, not the other way around, and it's coming from the same fucking aggressive-passive little bitch as always

BLAH BLAH BLAH MONK DE-FROCKING CALLED FOR BLAH BLAH BLAH CRACKY SPAMMER KILLED THE BOARD BLAH BLAH BLAH CRACKY PASTA THIS BLAH BLAH BLAH ELEPHANT DUNG THAT BLAH BLAH BLAH

look, if there is no one spamming the board with dickgirls, you dont hear a peep from the clergy outside of the usual long standing yet easy to ignore thread, and the occasional send off to trolls

your argument is as artificial as this crisis I have no doubt you have manufactured, and frankly, is so overused that it's not funny anymore

it's so obvious even the admiral doesnt mention it anymore

me, I'm no monk, I'm just a monkey wearing robes, one that can spot shit throwing trolls like you

fuck your artificial crusade, fuck it in it's metaphoric ass, you metaphoric faggot

<even the admiral doesnt mention it anymore>

Sorry I've been vacationing at sunny Pearl Harbor. I have to agree with the Dalai Monkey's argument here.

>>25

One thread = ALL OVER

Dung everyfuckingwhere = one easy to ignore thread.

DUDE YOU'RE AN EVEN BIGGER LOLCOW THAN REYNOLDS EVER COULD BE GRATZ RETARD!

>>28
for the fist time in months, there was no Cracky pics on page 0 but you're right, it wasnt dickgirls all over but all kinds of crap, from racially charged sitcom to boxxy pics, with furries, thinly disguised CP and diaper wearing men in between AND with dickgirls on top

sorry, my mistake

as trolls go, you are the most retarded, and you're far from the first retarded troll who came in here (unless you keep coming back, in which case I will dispute who from the both of us the lolcow actually is)

>>29

Really, so now just like Reynolds, you think you can decide what's appropriate for the masses? I believe you've stared too long into the abyss, and have lost your grip on reason, if it were possible for a simian to posses the capacity for it in the first place. And furthermore, adressing multiple people as if they were the same person, doesn't paint your intellect in a flattering light.

I'll do you this one favor since I actually like you, take the advice we so oft gave to Alex, ignore them. Prove yourself if not more intelligent, then at least more self disciplined, than Reynolds.

>>30
appropriate for the masses?

you are really going to use this phony censorship argument over this?

turn to what is now page 1 to see what was page 0, and tell me that wasnt done purposefully to wipe all pictures of Cracky off of page 0, you disingenuous circus clown, just like you're bumping your dickgirl right back to the top

and displine, really? the only monkey displine you'll get is dung right back at you, fatso

KTHXBYE KISS MY INTERECT GOODBYE (I dont like you if you are goin to bullshit me, flying poo exchanges, maybe, but bullshit? fuck you for even tryin)

>>31

Holy lolcow, Batman. He IS WORSE than Reynolds!

Yes, old chum, He is, I dare say even Reynolds himself would do a bit of sniggering at the monkey now.

Sheepfucker climbs out his wanking pit, wipes the decaying reproductive fluids onto his t-shirt, and come to 71 to find justification for his existence. He will find none, but this will be the bravest thing he has done in his life.

Fuck you.

>>33 I woudn't talk about Scotty like that if I were you, he'll sic his girl on you. Word is she fucked up Lindsay Lohan or some shit.

...and again a dick girl is at the top while some clown is trying to drag everybody in the fight, blaming it all on the monkey.

I dont think the monkey is the problem here...

>>33

You seem upset

Of course it's the monkey, he's the only constant in this equation, everything else varies. I bet if the monkey could resist trying to get the last word in even via sock, puppets, this piece shit would die from lack of attention and go away, they always do. That's a fact, Jack.

>>37
I see no reason not to throw poo at you as long as you keep bumping this thread to the top of page 0

but it's funny how you keep coming back to me, like I was the one to blame for trolls coming here

typical troll logic

The monkey has never been a problem let alone the problem. Quite the contrary, he's full of good cracky cheer, and has a long fuse. Support for Monkey should go in new threads however, since I'd like at least one Cracky picture to greet me instead of a dick. Plenty of dicks for everyone over at Crackyhouse if you like that kind of thing.