The 14th Dalai Lama is just a sad old man who's been overfed on platitudes all his life. I bet he really despises this world. "WHY CAN'T EVERYONE JUST BE NICE TO EACH OTHER ALL OF THE TIME?".

>>1
you're almost funny

all of this was leading to this, some frustrated "oldfag" wants to take the monkey down a notch, and nothing else

well, I've been here long enough to know that there is no Crackychism of hate, outside of one line, which only concerns Rabbitfags, I also know more about the mysteries than you think I do, and even more about Crackyfags and their various relations to those mysteries

let not speak of all you speculate on, but have no actual way to know

no, let's talk about your apparent behavior, for exemple, you talk of the mysteries, but in a way that doesnt paint you a believer, but a troll like LHP

just like him, you're using the language of a Crackyfag to attack a Crackyfag, but all the while acting like the trolls who'd have page 0 filled with dickgirls, serial killers, black stereotypes, furries, CP, all to the exclusion of Cracky pics and discussion, gospel, elephant dung or anything else traditionally Cracky

I fling poo, it's my function, but at least I'm not here under false pretense, pretending others are doing what I am actually doing

the only item on my agenda is not having a dickgirl, or another pic posted specifically to piss off Crackyfags at the top of page 0; that someone would question my faith on that while insisting on defiling .71 is ridiculous

howzzat fer karma?

>>3

Poor poor, little misguided Jimmie. One, maybe two trolls posted dickgirls, nobody else did, and that's all you seem to care about. Dickgirls, dickgirls, dickgirls, tell us did you fap furiously and dream of dickgirls last night that it's still all you can think of?

You have neither the wisdom nor the physical authority to even begin to guess at who's posting what on an ANONYMOUS BOARD, Jimmie. To imply that anyone wanted to take you down a notch, is irrelevant as was stated previously, there was no notch to take you down from. You have no authority, either temporal or divine, you are simply a deluded shit flinging monkey and nothing more.

You'll neither impress nor convince any of the dead with your "I'm an old fag, I've been here since summer" defense, so you can drop it. This isn't a jury trial in any case.

You KNOW NOTHING about the mysteries of faith, AS demonstrated by your sole pathetic attempt at validation reveals, your Google Foo is weak. The Crackychism of Hate is an entire doctrine with it's own militant order, but the fact that all you could find was a single line about rabbitfags is pathetic.

LHP?

Really?

Where in any of this do you see the hand of LHP? Where and when was Lia slandered that he would have to defend her? That you know not her place within the Sisters of Mercy, again speaks to your ignorance.

Do not be offended at being called ignorant, it's true. Ignorance is a condition that can be remedied, stupidity on the other hand...continuing with your charade as a simple monk would have been forgivable even understandable, say for instance in the cases of hermit monks, for they are solitary creatures by nature, and need no one's blessing or authority save that of the Goddess. But posing as the head of a religion, pretending to dictate issues of what can and cannot, be posted here borders on blasphemy. Do you see the difference?

Ask the actual Dalai Lama sometime, if you ever get the chance, whether he considers himself to be more spiritually enlightened than the monkeys of the temple gardens.

Did you find the mountain?

Did you even bother to look?

>>3

> trolls who'd have page 0 filled with dickgirls, serial killers, black stereotypes, furries, CP, all to the exclusion of Cracky pics and discussion, gospel, elephant dung or anything else traditionally Cracky

You've obviously never seen any of her personal folders, or you'd be aware that Cracky loved all of those things.

>>4
erm, the Lia in Lia's Holy Paladin is not Ophelia, nor was he actually defending Olivia, but attacking Faux

you're talking of google fu? summer fags? millitant order? sorry, but I do know better

I'm just calling you on your bullshit, who says anything about posing as a leader of a religion? I'm no dalai lama, I'm a dalai monkey you human racist (we all look alike, I can hear ya from here, ya punk)

I claim no authority over nothing but myself, and so far, I'm satisfied at how consistent I have been, and if I may say so, fer a monkey, I'm not the one doin the most flip floppin around

wiping off Cracky off page 0 is something that did happen, I dont care how many people contributed to that, it did happen, and I do say it was intentional, cuz, come on

now, allow me some simian hyperbole, I was talking of dickgirls because to argue with me, you would bump it to the top everytime, and I'm pretty sure the actual arguing with me was from you, cuz I can smell ya

yer tryin to save face by rubbin my poo all over it, I dont think ya really wanna do that

look, I gotta say this, cuz this is gettin silly, yer arguin logic with a monkey, tryin to look all oldfag and all, and failin miserably at both

I dont mind playin with you all, but you, yer a meanie, ya just want ma skin

ya dont care nuthin about religion, nuthin about no mountain, ya want the Holy Avatar all fer yerself, and ya gonna be as nasty to all crackyfags as ya can be, even killin em

da monk is right about ya, yer gone insane but I dun know about the pityin part no more

I say yer plain evil, that's as mean as I can be

so fuck you too, brah

>>4
Excuse me? What does Lia have to do with this? And what's that about her being a Sister of Mercy? I never saw a pic of Lia in Cracky make-up, what's that go to do with anything?

I'm thinking all this has got more to do with the ongoing Liafag drama at CH than with the monkey...

Pic related, here's a Sister of Mercy, shocked at your faggotry.

>>7

>I never saw a pic of Lia in Cracky make-up, what's that go to do with anything?

Never saw it, easily fixed :3 what's that got to do with anything? Fuck if I know.

>>8
Those freckles..

>>8
I stand corrected, but what does Lia have to do with all this?

Oh wait, it's all a protest for the right to post Ophelia AND dickgirls, I see. Well, by all means, post all pics of Lia where she pays hommage to Our Lady and assumes the role of Sister of Mercy, but could you please keep the dickgirls, the spam, the demands and this pointless drama for where it's appropriate? I shouldnt even have to tell you that, so I would hope I dont need to tell you where that is.

Is that deciding for the community? I would maintain that no, it isnt, it's just stating the obvious as it has been stated many times before...

>>10

Just for the hell of it, let's go ahead and mention your mistreatment of one of the other Sisters of Mercy you remain either unaware of or dislike just because of their associations, to other people you don't like( Kimi, Alex, Jeff) such as Stephanie, just so that you can get a rise out of Alex. Really, not something you could list among your finer moments.

>Is that deciding for the community?

WHY YES, YES IT IS.

>I would maintain that no, it isn't, it's just stating the obvious as it has been stated many times before...

Repetition of a falsehood won't make it any less of a lie.

>>6

> I was talking of dickgirls because to argue with me, you would bump it to the top everytime

Maybe you haven't noticed, but sage's been broken for years, also it has more to do with containing SHIT to a single thread, a concept that seems to be lost on you for some weird reason. The fact that the first post contained a dickgirl was irrelevant, and pissing you off well, we'll just chalk that up as an unintended bonus.

>wiping off Cracky off page 0 is something that did happen, I dont care how many people contributed to that, it did happen, and I do say it was intentional

Even if it was, it's not like anything of value was lost. Your're still under the impression that this is about you, Jimmie. It's not, and that IS the point.

Dance around it all you like, but the pair of you (the lumberjack-hermit and yourself) have done nothing but cover the "temple" (The true Temple is elsewhere, this place is really nothing more than a tiny roadside shrine that has the misfortune to be located over a public urinal) with your excrement, looking back at the stinking pile and saying ooh look at the nice pile I made isn't religion.

One of these days you'll learn the difference between pious LOOKATME babbling, and heartfelt prayer.

> ya want the Holy Avatar all fer yerself, and ya gonna be as nasty to all crackyfags as ya can be, even killin em

To quote somebody else,

"If I honestly thought for one second that it was possible to get you all in a room together and kill you all and thereby make her happy, I would do it cheerfully and with a smile."

I suppose if I had access to chemical agents and a secure room you could all (just the guys) be lured or herded into, it would be feasible. I suppose I could ask Ol' Sheriff Joe if he's still got any pull with Napolitano to see if they could spare a FEMA extermination camp for a day or so, it would have everything required for it. Where as the guy I'm quoting would be just as happy carving you all to bits with a rusty spoon one inch at a time, and feeding you the pieces of your own self should you last long enough to get hungry, while the other watch, at least I can be "humane" about the idea of killing everyone.

In the end there can be only one. Next.

>look, I gotta say this, cuz this is gettin silly..

Sure is.

>Arguing logic with a monkey...

No, religion.

>Trying to look all oldfag and all

Don't even care what you think about me, I've no reason to convince you otherwise.

>and failing miserably

The fact that you choose to misinterpret nearly fucking everything and smear shit over anything you don't understand or like in the current context and make-up of said orders, not previous history, is just you being deliberately obtuse and a hypocrite, as well a perfectly pathetic little shit, but as you, yourself said, "you're just a monkey", OK Jimmie. Edison failed lots before he actually got a bulb to stay lit, nothing good is ever easy, or cheap.

So, no you haven't looked, and aren't even going to bother looking.

Fine be that way, Jimmie.

Perhaps ignorance may seem blissful for you, after all it's not like a monkey could handle the truth about Cracky anyway.

>da monk is right about ya, yer gone insane...

Crazy/insane about a certain girl with my love and cat ears, guilty, and unrepentant.

>but I dun know about the pityin part no

Fuck your pity.

>more I say yer plain evil,

Evil/Good, different sides of the same coin, it's too remedial subject to have to rehash that especially with a monkey, but calling someone "PLAIN UNIMAGINATIVE BORING VANILLA EVIL", that's just truly hypocritically mean-spirited, and you would dare presume to call me a meanie.

One man's Gods are another's demons.

If you're faith was as pure as you claim it to be, you'd simply bookmark every Cracky post, and revisit them at your own leisure without having to re-bump the same old tired shit over and over again, or post them "somewhere" that sage works so that you could be as pious as you want and not feel the need to have to parade it in front of everyone for months on end, but it's really all just about your ego isn't it Jimmie? You don't actually care about Cracky at all, and likely never will.

Go bother the Dickgirl-dude about the dickgirls, that's not my scene.

It's not like Dickgirl-dude needs YOUR permission in any case.

Sorry to have to be the one to tell you, but if Dickgirl-dude decides that this board is lacking in dickgirls and is adamant about it, guess what, you're gonna have some fucking dickgirls Jimmie, and there is really nothing you or anyone else (except Gary) can do about it.

>so fuck you too, brah

Line forms to the left, better hurry it's not getting any shorter.

I'm just going to leave this here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO2bM4sgE1E

We are the faithful, and we are already dead.

>>11
dude, you're so full of yourself it hurts my ribs

but seriously, as mistaken as you always have been about my nature or my friend da monk, I still hope you get better, and you discover the value of life, on your spiral of death, and maybe, a softer landing than what you deserve

either way, I hope you'll stop pestering us, when after all, this malevolent game you've been playing is costing you much more than me, and is directed at yourself, whether you realize it or not

look, I can feel your "jimmies" all tied up in a knot, and that knot you have tightened over years

well, at this point, I'm inclined to say it's your problem, since you wouldnt take my help, and frankly, I'm tired of your aggressive-passive resentful ways, not to mention you have finally convinced me you are evil (glad you thought it was mean, cuz I meant it)

I hope you can find someone to untie your knots, brah, I really do, but I aint gonna lose sleep over it

to each his delusion, may you stop being controlled by yours

ciao, asspie, but dont get your hopes up, I aint going nowhere

jus' sayin'

>>12

Go drop a deuce, that pain is just the realization that you truly are full of shit, and your head is blocking the exit.

>>14
nah dude, it's pain from my laughing at how full of yourself you were trying to tell me how full of myself I am

it's priceless

>>15

Nice try.

Backpedaling much?

nah, just reminding you of what you tried to ignore

all of your argument is in your head, and is about some monkey that's in your self-loathing head

I only have very few points in common with that monkey, but I'm the one stuck with your vicious delusions

so

allow me to at least crack my ribs at the irony of your diatribe

or dont, It's not like it's gonna stop me

>>17

>Repetition of a falsehood won't make it any less of a lie.

ITT: Shitheads calling each other stinky.

but just so you know, while I'm flattered that you really think you need to take me down a notch (say what you will, that is exactly what you have been trying to do, with a doggedness that will get you to only run in circles), but you dont need to, like you already pointed out

you should listen to yourself sometimes, but whenever it gets to be an obssession, you should stop

stop obssessing over me, and you will find you were wrong about me, and the same goes for the monk

way I see it, it's a win-win

obssessing over Cracky should be enough for us all

>>19
ITT: retarded vendettas

fix'd for you

ITT: False flag deniers

there fixed that for you.

monkey did dickgirls

Honestly, OP, I just read all of this and you wouldnt know a heartfelt prayer from a hole in the wall.

All I saw is you viciously ranting over Goddess knows what. I know the monkey is not really all that religious, and that you believe my brand of religion is phoney, but you havent been discussing religion at all, you have merely been using some religious words to assassinate a character, but mostly using this excuse to fill this "urinal" with all you spite.

One would hope you're not stupid enough to think nobody noticed it.

PS I could have very well have posted this pic, what could you possibly know about who I like or dislike? I have a hard time relating with Alex, but who doesnt? And objecting to their vacation pics being posted here doesnt mean I dont like them, or think they should be posted anywhere. Could you stop making black and white assumptions, please?

• or think they should NOT be posted anywhere

And spare us the ridiculous false flag accusation...

>Could you stop making black and white assumptions, please?

Oh, that's rich coming from you.

>And objecting to their vacation pics being posted here doesnt mean I dont like them, or think they should be posted anywhere

And precicely what makes YOU, of all people, think you can tell anybody what they can and can't post anywhere. SIT ON IT.

Wow.

You're all retarded.

I guess you cant read, which explains this whole boondoggle.

First off, you are still making assumptions, and worse, proven wrong, you refuse to hear of it. You have no way to know what I like or dislike except your obvious prejudice. You can sit on that.

Secondly, nothing makes me think I can tell others what can be posted here or here, but you cant stop me from expressing my opinion, first, and secondly, to state what I have observed over years to be Crackyfag tradition in here when somebody pretends something that isnt is. Seemingly, some of those opinions reverberate with others, probably because they are steep in Crackyfag tradition.

What make you think you can tell me, or anybody else for that matter that those traditions are wrong? That's right, it's your opinion, and the way .71 stands today puts you in a minority that all the pseudo-arcane Crackylore you can make up wont legitimate as the lost Crackyreligion orthodoxy.

Here it is, my faith is mine, whoever follows me does so at his own leisure and these, as well as all others can see just how unreasonable you are about yours, pretending I am as intransigeant as you are now.

Anyway, when you're done telling me what I think or do, maybe you can see you're the raging lunatic here. Coming from me, it should give you pause.

Me, I know Our Lady knows my heart, and that's enough for my faith to thrive, regardless of what you do with yours....

>>25
LOL

gb2 wish, retard

>>28

newfriend here, wherez wish? or is it that bad that its' worse than CH? KYM dunno nothin bout wish.

other q, its not alwayz liek this is it, all fighty an stuff? r the dead guyz zombies?

the "dead guys" are all of us, contrary to what OP is saying, he's just pissy he went away and came back it was all changed

he hates the monk and the monkey for what they done to "his religion" or some shit, this dude drags a lot of baggage and is just generally bitchy, or acts like it, anyways

the line itself comes from a passage from warhammer that's been turned into crackypasta a long time ago

>All of creation suffers, young one. Only in accepting our own mortality can we make a difference. Only in bearing the burden of our failures can we find the strength to go on. Only in detachment from glory, or honor, or jealousy... from life itself can we hope to spare others from grief.

>We are the faithful. And we are dead already

>>30

thx, is there sumwhere where all the stuff is written down to learn frum or is it a wing it n sling it kinda thang? a holy book?

Fuck off you dick, and wallow in your own cum.

I dont think there is A holy book, but there are various holy books at http://crackychan.org/ but really, you'll find more in the back pages of .71, and CH...

>>33
This is new, who made it? Looks promising, spread the gospel

>>27

I knew all I had to do was give you enough rope and you'd hang yourself.

>Here it is, my faith is mine, whoever follows me does so at his own leisure

Don't feel too bad about it, Moses made the same mistake, and like Moses, you'll never set foot in the promised land.

We follow Cracky, no one else.

Oversimplistic soundbyte. More character assassination. Like it ever worked before.

In the context, reading the paragraphs before, everyone can see that I'm talking of whoever follows me on his own accord, because they reverbrate to the same things I do, and have for a long time.

Your malevolence will be your own undoing, not mine.

And I believe the quote was: >yet you stare at a promised land you dare not see, while I wave from the side you shy on.

From my point of view, I'm already here.

And Moses knew he would not set foot in the promise land FYI.

>>37

Typical.

Writes sentences, calls them "paragraphs".

Tries to spin horrible failure, doesn't go "right round".

Thinks people like him, everyone "hates his fucking guts".

You're in some serious fucking denial there pal, you need help.

>>38
Try as you may, everyone sees you keep coming after me, and on the flimsiest of excuses, used over and over regardless of their value, because "everybody hates my fucking guts".

If anybody is following me, you are. Nobody cares more about me than you do.

>>39
woah there big fella I sure care bout you more than this one does but I'm startin to wierd here

izzit sum jalousy?

hey jackass

yeah you >>38

what gives brah?

I mean come on man, you cant obsess on a monkey and just leave him dry at the first big guy you see, is just aint cool

I feel so dirty

>>35 I did, if you have any more gospels I would be happy to add them.

>>40

Miss me Jimmie?

I've been out, so >>38 while spot on, wasn't me.

There are, OMG like other people that use this site, though I could see how that would be confusing for the two of you, since everyone who doesn't kiss your asses, must be the infamous troll, or yours truly, who you also accuse of being THE TROLL. Gee, it's not too hard to see why anyone would hate your guts.

If it makes you feel any better I could argue that the pair of you are as a horse and the horse's ass, and by confronting him I would have been confronting you, however indirectly so you don't have to feel left out.

You see, from anyone else's point of view it would appear to be a case rampant sock-puppetry. A sock-puppet theatric never-ending tragedy, complete with sock-puppet trolls there for the sole purpose of having an enemy to conveniently spam off. Yet these "trolls" are almost never confronted directly, why would you? It's apparently not the brony-monk way to harass one's own sock-puppets, though it would make for more convincing drama. I'm fully aware that the same accusation could just as easily be made by either of you, and be equally ridiculous or valid.

What you fail to see or hear is the vast silent majority, that are a part of this and are quietly waiting for this too, to pass. The newfags silent, lurking afraid of ridicule, and the others afraid of being outcast as the sole voice of dissent. I don't really care about that, or them, never have. Only those willing to face their fears are worthy of pursuing this obsession, because if someone can't face their fears, fear will destroy them or govern their existence such as it is, for the rest of their life.

Courage is not the absence of fear, courage is acting in spite of fear.

I can see that you are plainly unafraid, and that is well,
though our particular brands of faith may be as different as night and day, they still revolve around the same sun. Though certain differences may be too great to reconcile, the true enemy fear, must be faced down and vanquished, for nothing can stand before the faith of a true believer and survive. Who will be left in the end, will be whomever the Goddess wills, but in the meantime, WE must let no troll go unchallenged.

>>42
Sockpuppets? On my .71?

>>43

HEHE. LOL

>>42
oh my

I feel like I passed sum kinda test

I guess is true if I bang this thing long enough, the meaning o life gonna pop up

so anyway Jack, quicky fer ya: are ya askin me which end of an ass I am?

cuz ya know whattam gonna say next naw doncha?

nah brah am just kiddin

look, yer a lyin troll, but I like ya, that's why I dun ignore ya

catchya later

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