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I sniff out a rather dull hack, spewing rather disturbing innuendos. I didn't post that shit you mouth breathing troglodyte.
If you must know, some vindictive half-wit made a thread on 4chan yesterday telling people to come here and smash up the board. If you weren't so in-love/obsessed/high you'd get off my dick and solve the real mystery. I didn't instigate this war, but I'm not calling for détente because it's the only entertaining thing happening in this dump right now - it's not like cracky's about to show up and get her tits out.
I post here perhaps twice a week. Once to mock the sad, unfortunate creatures that wallow in their own tears, begging for their 'queen' to come back, railing ritalin off their shabby, cum splattered desks in order to stay awake long enough to craft one more mind-freezing, insufferable tl;dr copypasta to spam endlessly until even the most reasonable among us lose their minds.
The second post, usually a tender, loving, diplomatic cable like this, to eviscerate the same two or three disagreeable douchebags that constantly lick vomit, and to call a spade a spade.. in this case clearly not the sharpest spade; and to encourage (but not to post myself, I'm not a peasant) all forms of dickgirls, gore, guro, dickshittingnipples and niggerspam to drown out the grouchy, ill-natured reichswannabes that prance around attempting to conjure up fervor for a has-been, twenty-something ex-camwhore who'd like nothing more than to see you all disappear. That's right, CAMWHORE. Are you upset yet? She's not just ignoring you, she HATES you. She HATES me. She HATES all of us. If anything, the constant barrage of 'refusing to even speak to us' should be deafening and unite us, but this is clearly not the case. Wait, did I say us? I mean YOU. All hate is not created equal. Let me speak slowly so even the most unevolved of lurkers can understand: She hates me more, that makes me the high warlord around here, the head honcho harbinger of lulz and shitposts. Does she even know your name? Yes, that's right. Do you really expect me to bow to some cowardly little temple guardian and his army of window-lickers? Deal with it.
tl;dr: You don't know what the fuck you're talkin about.
P.S. U mad?
P.P.S. I'm not even mad.
P.P.P.S. CP is gross, don't post that shit. Srsly guise. Crosses the line.