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Wow...yeah...You seem, like, really crazy and freaky and repulsive and stuff...Only it's weird...Somehow that makes you really INTERESTING and kind of COOL and EDGY.

It's a pity you're not a totally boring, totally unimaginative, dull-as-ditchwater little man - cos if you WERE (it just occurs to me) a post like this would be a great way to wrap yourself in some sort of romantic Byronic mystique, which would certainly impress the fuck out of everybody, particularly if you were posting for an audience of semi-morons.

But what with you being such a pale, shrouded, fascinating, excitingly accursed figure ALREADY, of course, you would't have any use for such sad, transparent, vain little loser's subterfuges...