every morning i wake up and microwave a bowl of my own shit (i save my shits in the refrigerator) and then i eat it while massively jerking off to fantasies of it being cracky's shit fresh out of her hot little ass. sometimes i shove the shit right up my anus fleshlight and eat it out of that. i cum so hard every time i eat me own shit that i fade out of consciousness for the rest of the day until its time for bed again and then i do the same thing the next day.
i've been doing this for just over a decade now, because i am an 4chan oldfag.