That's Schwill.

elisa

>>2
You summoned me?

Protip: >>4 is not Schwill

>>5
Yeah haw it is schwill. You can tell by the narcissism and he posted a pic.

who is Shwill and nobody answered me earlier who the fuck is Shrout? why do they have fucked up names ok.

>>7
I've no idea who this "Shwill" person is and nor, I'm sure, does anybody else.
He sounds like one of the many thousands of German or Japanese Onanists that RavRav dragged into the Crackyverse out of the alien sphere of MyFreeCams, in some hideous erotico-ontological "event horizon", that day she showed her tits in the Crackyhouse Tinychat. Probably, he has been trapped here ever since.

Shrout, on the other hand, is a long-standing and highly-respected member of the community, who was recently appointed moderator of the above-mentioned image-board (by whom I can't exactly say, but he now seems to be the one n charge of what can and can't be seen there). The Crackyverse is eternally grateful to him for having finally found the secret formula for ridding it of Alex Reynolds and his cap-locks FOREVER: You repeat the word "pedo" exactly 1,234 times without variation or imagination. Then you stop. Then you start all over again.

>>8 Hello Alex- thanks for the "deep background" information, and also for the comic delivery.

>>8
Well, it is not known yet if my secret formula is really working or not. I believe that we should all wait a month or so; if Mr. Pedophile does not come back, only then I can claim that the formula is a success and start the expansion to other boards.

>>2
>>3
Is it Schwill or Elisa? And who is Elisa, btw?
And who is the person in the middle?

>>9
You summoned me?

>>11 That's Russell in the middle. He was Cracky's fashion model boyfriend, and he is envied by all.

"Elisa" is a trap. To find more on "her," lurk more.

>>12
The pedophile in person. True story: he was about to rape a 8-year-old boy for making grammatical mistakes.

>>13
Thank you for the reply. Glad to see that there are still crackyfags who don't spill hatred to every newfag the see.

>>14
This is not only true but, like everything that Shroud claims, amply supported by documentary evidence.

The 8-year-old boy referred to can clearly be seen in the lower left-hand side of this very photo, where Reynolds has used the wearily familiar "groomer"'s trick of disguising his victim as an A3 envelope.

>>15 You're welcome- The Russell part is true but I just made up that shit about Elisa. Oldfags and Newfags should get together more. This would help increase the faggotry at this site.

If that's possible.

Here's another pic of Russell:

>disguising his victim as an A3 envelope.

heh

>>13

fashion model? lololo

That's Cracky's hand on Russell's face there.

>>17
Thanks again. Someone should make a Cracky Database with all the history and information related to the phenomenon. Something like... Crackypedia.

>>21
Yes, but then again, in an ideal world, someone should make a database with all the information and history related to EVERY phenomenon that has ever occurred and left any trace or record behind since the start of human history.

Like a massive Internet-based encyclopaedia containing all the eye- and ear-witness reports of the fart that Monsieur Gaston Vuillemin did between 8 am and 8.15 am on the morning of 3rd of April 1911 as he crossed the road at the junction of the Boulevard Malesherbes and the Boulevard Hausmann.

That might actually be feasible these days, when no one appears to have to actually work for a living any more.

>>22
The difference is that we mostly don't care about most events, whereas Crackyverse's history is directly relevant to us. Plus, having a common group goal is always nurturing for a community, even one as deranged as ours.

>>23
Yeah, I was only japing again.

You seem like a pretty harmless lot, but I'm sure you're aware that you have the same grating effect on the nerves sometimes as some neckbeard Trekkie type who stands outside his local Town Hall all day and night with a placard demanding that the municipality redirect the money that it is currently devoting to school meals and shelters for the homeless to establishing and funding an institute that will finally definitively decide the question of how much longer Spock's ears were than those of the average non-Vulcan.

Why don't you all just grow up and develop an obsession with an actually geographically locatable girl thirty years younger than you who will give you some real proof of affection like sending you her bank account number and the URL of her Amazon Wish List?

btw that photo of Cracky in OP's pic isn't a "rare" because this shoop's been around for ages. However, I don't recall seeing that photo of Cracky as a stand alone. Does anyone have that photo? I don't think it's been posted at bunched panties me?

Elisa is an artist and friend of Corben and Warren Eliss. She makes her living with an artist in a bubble concept. A few nights a month she host a broadcast of her painting and then auctions it off. She is pretty talented. She also was a contributor to the now defunct Ectmo blog.

I believe she is a lesbian, but don't quote me on that.

>>26

cool story, bro

>>27
thx for playing
http://www.warrenellis.com/?p=14247

>>28

EliZa

>>29
Herpa derp
>>3 misspelled her name because like the vast majority of you, you are too lazy, ignorant, and just plain stupid to stalk properly.

>>30

It's because they are different people.

So I guess no one actually knows?

Or is Elisa the legitimate answer? Elaborate: How is she relevant to Russel & Olivia, what is she doing in this shoop?