I blame his education: 'fagging', compulsory buggery, and games involving salty crackers. His parents must have hated him to have him carted off to Warburtons or whatever it was.
WRONG MOVE. It just made him more of a cunt, but now a cunt with a sense of entitlement and superiority (fuck knows why, his 'personality', as revealed through his internet hi-jinks would get him a severe kicking IRL).