geez, joke's over. cut it out already

YO KAWK
HAVE YOSELF A BITCHIN BIRTHDAY DAWG

Bump because I hate alex

Every time he says "the Lia Gang" I'm going to bump an unrelated thread

you all saw me say it
it's his fault if i have to do it.

maybe this way he'll shut the fuck up going on about the girl he's really obsessed with. he talks about her 10x more than fucking wavwav.

>>4
I doubt if you're going to generate much sympathy either for yourself or for your little chav goddess here with that sort of behaviour.

Unwelcome as I am to many here, anyone with an ounce of sense can see the difference between you lot - if "lot" is an appropriate term for maybe three or four boring little people - and me.

I have been posting here on and off for years on matters that some users of .71, at least, consider related (albeit very obliquely) to Cracky - as is the case, for example, in the "Ongar Station" posts below, which ARE of course almost MORE than obliquely Cracky-related since, as anyone even faintly familiar with the geography of Southern England knows, any resident of the US landing at Heathrow on a Cracky sightseeing trip has no choice BUT to pass through Ongar on his/her way to Oxford.

There were, however, as far as I am aware, NEVER any posts here by Koc - or, presumably, by you, whichever fat, thick-lipped nigger-dog of Lia's YOU may happen to be - before Crackyhouse was closed.

Nor have any of the hundred Lia Gang posts that have shitted up the place since then EVER been about ANY topic but YOURSELVES and how wonderful you - and most especially Lia - are.

I don't even think that this ridiculous "I'm Koc, it's my birthday" thread is the joke another poster assumes it to be.

The poor litle shit really IS - as all of you are, and your shitty little chav queen most of all - that pathetically narcissistic.

You would clearly be quite happy to infect and destroy this board the way you did Crackyhouse.

Let's hope, though, that the users of .71 have more guts and balls than Jeff (shouldn't be difficult as he's a gutless little cunt).

>>5
please stop referring to irrelevant people who are not "Lia" as Lia

>>5
I scanned that post for the Bad Words and I found them so I guess I gotta bump some shit
rest of post was tl;dr obsessive shit
she doesn't wanna bang you get the fuck over it

gg alex serial board ruiner

>>7
I know this must be annoying for the genuinely Cracky-interested .71-users but sorry, your persistence in your vain, preening, self-aggrandizng lies annoys me here as much as it did on Crackyhouse.

The contention that I - and not your gang of idiots - am a "board-ruiner" just doesn't hold water, I'm afraid.

After the unbelievably vicious, lying attack made on me in the Crackyhouse Tinychat a few weeks ago by someone going under the name of "Gackto" - who possibly was Gackto, possibly wasn't - I stopped posting on Crackyhouse once and for all.

As the administrator was - or apppeared to be - so entirely and enthusiastically behind you, the way we left things that night was that Lia and her five or six bully-chums could have the board, to do what they wanted with. The last I saw of it was the "Gackto" character mumbling something about "changes having to be made" but the "New Era" going on just the same.

Two weeks later he closed the place for good.

It was entirely and absolutely yours by then. YOU fucked it up, not me.

And your stupid infantile threats to flood THIS board too with shit if anyone says a "bad word" about Lia and her "friends" is further proof of why you are and ought to be pariahs in this community.

PLEASE see and understand now that, if you want to indulge in your sad collective fantasy that everyone finds your narcissistic, treacherous, opportunistically self-promoting, destructive little heroine as "kawaii" as you and your four "bffs" do - and that anyone who describes her as what she is: a worthless cheap little slut,is only doing so because they are "really" desperate for her sexual attentions - there is really no reason why you cannot GO OFF AND DO THIS ON YOUR OWN SOMEWHERE.

Your concerns plainly have ZERO to do with the topic of this board, so WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU HANGING AROUND HERE FOR?

>>8
You said her name again
I'm gonna have to bump some more
Don't hurt yourself alex
You've got life to do that for you

ps tl;dr

Administration can you please ban these CH assholes? Including Alex.

>>8
I don't think the point is not to say a BAD word against her or her friends... IT'S TO NOT SAY ANY WORDS ABOUT THEM, AT ALL, EVER.
You single minded obsessive freak. How the fuck can you say anything to anyone about them not being on topic with the rest of the board? I remember you calling Cracky infantile shit when someone tried to shut you up about WAVWAV for five minutes. Look where your pathetic fawning got you, old man.
All those qualifications and look at you.
You sicken me.

FUCK OFF AND DIE ALEX

Crappy turd day.

That is all.

>>11
"IT'S TO NOT SAY ANY WORDS ABOUT THEM, AT ALL, EVER. "

good point; seconded

>>12
God this fat-lipped nigger and his transparent sock-puppeting is so sad.

First he's the guy from Lia's board who is here to defend Lia's honour - and hates Alex because he told the truth about Lia.

Then he's the guy from .71 who wants to drive the Lia Gang away so people can talk about Cracky - and hates Alex because he "brought them here".

I'm afraid it's pretty obvious, coon-boy, that the only constant here, and the only thing you're eating your fat little black heart out about, is the "hating Alex".

But I really can't help it if you're the only coon here and are pining for the veldt of your people.

I really can't help it if you have fat ugly nigger lips and huge folds of black fat under your would-be-hipster t-shirts.

I really can't help it if even Jeff got sick of you slobbering and fawning over Lia and shut your little clubhouse down.

It really would be more fruitful and constructive for everyone if you just, as I said, went away and started a chatroom somewhere with the queer and the facially deformed girl, and you can all comfort each other in turns about being fat, black, ugly, a screaming queen or whatever, while your chav queen watches benevolently over her little flock.....ELSEWHERE!!!!

>>15
That's not "NOT ANY WORDS". In fact, that's quite an awful lot of words.

Also, you sound drunk. Don't drink and post; especially YOU don't drink and post. Go to bed.

>>15
it's funny because you think I'm raitoningu. BE WRONG SOME MORE.

I haven't socked either, so I guess I can't be the only one who hates your rotten, pedo guts.

>>15
You mean the other people who don't like you? Namely everyone?
It's funny how you always refer to girls as ugly when they won't strip for you, you disgusting old man. You used to call dolly all the names under the sun too, til she got her tits out for you. And don't get me started on the others.

>everyone is a fat nigger coon queer darkie
>I'M NOT RACIST I'M A REASONABLE MAN

The only constant in the rollbacks, cleanups and downfall of CH was YOU. Noobs came and went, oldfags returned and left but YOU never stopped shitposting. The answer isn't to ban CHfags, it's to ban alex.

How 'bout we just ban whiny faggots instead.

Alex, just leave already. Why do you insist on dragging your drama to this board? Go tl;dr Krautchan or somewhere large enough to absorb your anger.

>>20

Applies even more to you. GTFO

>>18
Also, please cut out this ridiculous proclamation of liberal, progressive, "PC" attitudes as if they were inarguable self-evidences.

This is ANOTHER unpleasant and stupid characteristic of your little clique: the illogical and false belief that one cannot be a "reasonable man" AND a racist.

There is nothing "unreasonable" about disliking niggers.

Your blind, stupid conviction that there IS something unreasonable and indecent about is just another expression of the basically fascist atmosphere that reigns in your Gang: "These are the opinions that Lia holds, or pretends to hold; all her bffs must also hold then, on pain of expulsion".

Fuck off and found your little fascist queendom somewhere else.

>>22
What are you hoping to achieve by going on and on and on?

Go sleep it off. Tomorrow you might feel better.

>>23
Yeah, sorry...It's obviously been these gallons of Beaujolais that I've been drinking that have caused me to imagine that sixty-five posts have been posted by Lia's ugly bff or queer houseboy or whoever the fuck just in the last few hours demanding that "Alex be banned for using the term Lia Gang", "Alex be banned for being a cunt" etc. etc.

All in my mind, right?....you smug, complacent, stupid shit...

>>22
"There is nothing "unreasonable" about disliking niggers."

Quoted for truth.

>>24
"caused me to imagine that sixty-five posts have been posted"

More to the point is: why do you care ?

or alternatively,

why do you feel we (people who are not involved in this outside of it being plastered all over this board) should care ?

"All in my mind, right?....you smug, complacent, stupid shit..."
Not in your mind, I never claimed it was. I just said you're overreacting, and you're doing it again.

Let it slide, go to bed. Or do whatever, keep on being a jerk to people who've done nothing to you.

>>26

nigger.

>>27
hilarious

>>26
I call you a smug, complacent,stupid shit

(a) because you are an anonymous,unidentifiable, basically un-attackable figure who is taking this condescending, patronizing tone with someone who is being attacked a hundred times a day on here by name for doing what, in fact, any of you could be doing: sayng "This is a Cracky board; you have no interest in Cracky; please go away"

and

(b) because your tone doesn't imply just condescension, it implies actual BLAME and the imputation of things that are just not the case; "Sleep it off" and "tomorrow you might feel better" are things one says to someone who is drunk or irrationally attacking anyone who happens to be around him.

But neither of those apply here. I am perfectly lucid and I am not "being a jerk to people who have done nothing to me". I am replying to people who are calling me seven shades of shit over and over and over for no other reason than because I was RIGHT about them,

For what it's worth Alex you have Shroud, Science and myself, as well as most of chat supporting you. Just ignore them, give them enough rope and they willing hang themselves. I know there is a joke in there about niggers and hanging, but I just can't be bothered.

>>29
"I call you a smug, complacent,stupid shit"

Yes, I got that the first time.

or irrationally attacking anyone who happens to be around him.

Okay, just forget it. Go wild!

>>5

1.- Alex, I sometimes posted in this board anonymously in the time before, but I always felt the things here were a little out of control versus the ice-sharp moderation in Crackyhouse. I don't know how this thread would harm to anyone, but rather bring some good feelings to the board. I recommend you make such a similar thread when you're celebrating your birthday so that you can get input and vastly output and chill happily with people.

2.- Unfortunately, I couldn't attend the thread properly and it seems it was derailed into thing different from those which I would have rathered seeing. Maybe I spent too much time with my classmates as they were having some drinks and I watched them mostly in silence.

3.- I still appreciate you.
But I hope when I'm as older as you are, I am better able to understand the reality of Internet (or whatever is then) situations.

<333

FUCK OFF KOCK AND ALEX YOU ARE BOTH ASSHOLES AND CUNTS. Everyone despises you, no one wants you here. Please kill yourselves you CUNTS.

>>bring some good feelings to the board

lol every single person at this website hates your guts.

>>30
It's funny because it's not true. Please don't speak for me. I support alex NOT being a raging cunt. While he's being one, he can die for all I care.
I'm not sure why you think that would make a difference when he hates all those people you just named. Actually I can't think of anyone he doesn't hate.

>>35
Rare footage of Alex in a "social situation", captured by a security camera during the only three months of regular paid employment in his long and miserable life:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cZsNK6-0ts

NOTE: I have not wanted to burden board-users with a long sequence of edited-together excerpts, but FYI the same video track contains a sequence from the following day in which Reynolds anounces to his colleagues that the guy he describes as "cool" in this sequence "has turned out to be a lying sniggering coward like all the rest of you quarter-educated cunts and bastards".

>>36 Brilliant rare footage. Case closed.

>>35
Liafag detected.

>>25
I see you, and I see what you did :3

Deep down inside you like Alex you just wish he didn't lash out so much.