I'm sorry, you're going to have to take me through this step by step.
This is all so shatteringly, breathtakingly NEW to me, as I'm sure it is to everyone.
I mean, I can only have seen this photo AT MOST six or seven hundred times before.
And these sentiments that you express in such a strange, original, utterly unprecedented language....She is "cute"...She is "loveable"....You...you "love Cracky"!!!
I feel like that audience must have felt to whom Beethoven first presented his late string quartets, or Schoenberg his first breakthroughs into the strange unheard-of universe of atonal composition.
Confusion...maybe even a touch of outrage at all that you are DEMANDING of your readers here....yet underneath it all, the unwilling certainty that THIS is genius, THIS is the future...
"Ich spuere Luft von anderen Planeten...."
God, what a boundlessly cool and edge-y and like dude TOTALLY INTERESTING person you must be.
Tell us MORE about how you love Cracky.
And MORE.
And (zzzzzzz) MORE....