>>2 This is fundamentally correct but requires elaboration.
Is this sum kinda pasta?
>.71+ girlfriend? = ERROR. DOES NOT COMPUTE.
But seriously, women just like to hear themselves talk, all you have to do is what comes naturally, ignore them anytime they aren't talking about sex or food or you,
It's easy when she calls say, "Hi Babe*, what's up?"
And only actively listen to determine if this is something that concerns you. 95% of the time it won't be and it's perfectly safe to ignore these "conversations", because women/girls just want someone to commiserate with them.
If you're actually busy or just not in the mood to put up with their shit just this minute, tell them that you're busy and you'll call them back as soon as you're free, then say "bye,babe", or whatever pet name you have for her, listen for her reply then this is important, HANG UP. This will teach them that YOUR time is important, because if you don't value your time, she sure as fuck won't.
All you need to do is after greeting her and establishing that this is yet another talk you can do without, is to put the phone down, or on low volume so that you can still hear the sound of her voice, but not make out what she's saying, this IS important, just listen for the pauses, then just randomly alternate noncommittal sounds like; yeah,uh, and so on.
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT, because with women, it doesn't matter what they're saying, but how they're saying it. Tone is key, and that's all you have to listen for, and that will let you know whether a random noncommittal sound will do, or if you need to reply. If this is the case, RELAX just say " Seriously, what were they thinking?" She'll tell you, and then you can go back to ignoring her.
Most of the time she'll be bitching about some other chick, it doesn't matter who, they're interchange, it could be her mom, her boss, her bff who's mad at her for spending time with you, it doesn't matter, it's all the same they're just props for her soap opera, of which she's the star. You're her #1 fan in which case inserting a random, "that bitch!" or an extended "NO" stated in disbelief will go a long fucking way.
In person the technique is verbally the same, but women are super aware of body language so you have to learn to feign interest. (consider this revenge for the institution of faked orgasms) GO and watch the show "Supernatural", in particular pay attention to the facial expressions and body language of Sam Winchester when he's pumping someone for information, mimic it and make it your own. Pay special attention to the dog-like head tilts, subtle frown, eyebrow lifts, chin stroking, and pursing of the lips. Even if they bust you faking it, they cant help but find you cute, and women have no defense against cuteness. It's their Achilles heel, exploit it. Avoid prolonged eye contact, only look at her directly for brief periods, look at her directly only if her tone demands it.
This leaves you free to mentally do whatever the fuck you want while giving the impression that you are a great listener. The bonus to having her there in person is that anytime you've had enough of "listening" to her, Make direct eye contact, tilt your head slightly to the right and in a mock serious tone say, "I want to fuck the shit out of you. RIGHT NOW." Over the phone this just works to change the subject and get her hot. Trust me, it's fun to say this. 33% of the time you will end up fucking. The rest of the time if it's wildly inappropriate, say in a public setting or her parents house or wherever, It will just get a laugh unless she's a wild one, then you're up to 66%. The rest of the time she'll either laugh or get really fucking mad because all you ever want to do is have sex, In which case your out is "Damn Babe, I'm sorry that i find you simply irresistible, even when you're mad." If that doesn't work just ask if she wants to get a bite to eat, implying that she gets cranky when she's hungry, and now you're off the hook because she thinks you pay attention to her moods.
But guess what? You're now talking about sex, food and you. Enjoy.
>3 lol.We always know.