I would lose control and start spamming the board with questions and praise for her.

I would be slightly happier.

She would likely spam the board with niggers.

>>4
I wish she would spam the board with gingers.

I would ask what she wants me to do about 90 times until she tells me to an hero, at which point I would become an hero.

We'd really be idiots not to do what she demands, delete boards, delete self. I'd do anything with enough proof it's really her demanding it.

>>7
What does it say about you that you think her desire would be for destruction?

>>1

>what would happen if cracky posted here?

Likely exactly the same thing that happened last time she posted here: some questions are asked, some answers are given, some chit-chat, some compliments. We thank her for her time, and she goes on her merry way.

Screenshots of that thread (or maybe even the thread itself, don't remember if it was before or after the nukes) should be somewhere in those 353 pages.