Dopingirl is my new Cracky. Candidate qualities include:

Drawing fucked up shit (bestiality, fetish, loli, lesbian, Nazi, etc)
Killing niggers
Previous English translator to Putin
Daddy issues
Mental health questionable

I have since learned Russian in the last 6 months and spend my days in the dark staring blankly at pictures of Katya while pretending she dominates me in Nazi uniform while both being raped by octopus tentacles.

Lurkmore link: http://www.microsofttranslator.com/bv.aspx?from=&to=en&a=http%3A%2F%2Flurkmore.to%2F%25D0%2597%25D0%25B0%25D1%2588%25D1%2582%25D0%25BE%25D0%25BF%25D0%25B8%25D0%25BA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iy5JyzZQyQ

It's too late to turn back now, you'll never be the same.