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Let's do it then. Goddess/alien starchild/skyqueen truths aside your vessel is still mostly human. I tried so hard to believe all the bullshit I really did but after all these years I have come to recognize the obvious truth. You have earthly needs as well my love! Don't deny them any longer.
Keep me in a cage.. in the attic.. at the foot of your bed.. under the floorboards.. chained outside in the weeds.. WHATEVER!! A hose is fine too. I'll lick you out while you raid lead, I'll grind EXP orange loot and glorious titles in all your crappy MMOs. I'll read to you, cook the shit out of your kitchen, do your laundry, clean your basement, fix the toilet, carry your groceries, drive you anywhere. Fuck it, I'll even tongue your butthole. MDMA, cuddles and sushi on demand. I'll seduce beautiful girls for threesomes. I'll hunt down your enemies. Some douche took your molten core purps in 2005? No problem. You have my bow, my axe, my glorious uncircumcised penis. Sweet sweet lovemaking or deep righteous dickings. I'll source the dankest weed, the ripest fruits, the finest wines. Gold. Dollars. Myrrh and incense. The strongest thickest veiniest negro lovebeast from the depths of the Congo. I'll muster an army of slaves and beautiful maidens. I'll overthrow governments. Anything. ANYTHING. ANYTHING. Healthy portions of fiber for the fact that you like scat.
I'll take you to the edge of the cosmos.
If you get fat I'm out though, soz.
Also you get written confessions of all my crimes so when you tire of me I go straight to the gulag.
What could possibly go wrong?