Take a look at my Cracky
It's the only rare I got
(du-du-dum, du-du-dum)
Not much of a rare but
I never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo across the water
Like to see Cracky-Chan

Cracky is in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do

Could we have jam for breakfast
Cracky dear, Cracky dear
Gotta have it with Cracky
Cause Rothschilds are millionaires

I'm a winner, I'm a stalker
Do you want my autograph
I'm a loser, rare horder
I'm doing my stalking on you
While there's nothing better to do

Don't you look at my Cracky
She's the only one I got
Not much of a rare but
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo across the water
Like to see Cracky-Chan

Cracky is in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do