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121093 No.1   [Reply]

Walk on street.
Find Skyqueen lying there.
Wat do?

>> No.2  

fuck her right in the pussy

>> No.3  

Stare like a retarded aspie until, ignoring me, she goes about her day. Follow far behind making careful note of every gesture, movement, word, and action until her brother kicks my ass. Go home, fap, cry, write down everything that happened not already recorded.

or

Make sure she's okay, introduce myself, try to learn what she wants or needs that I can provide in a mutually beneficial relationship of some kind.

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Pick her up, take her home.

Make her into Cracky links.

Have Cracky-bangers and mash.

>> No.5  

>>4
you suck

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>>4

and then take a dump into a special composting toilet,

use poo-Cracky as fertilizer for veggies and animal feed,

eat all organic Cracky produce and meat, repeat 4ever.

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>>4

''How To Prepare Cracky:''

Ingredients:
1 cup olive oil
1 stick butter
Hemp twine
Somethings to stuff her with

Instructions:

*Gently remove Cracky's wrappings
*Carefully wash all of Cracky's openings and cavities
*Smear butter under Cracky's breast skin
*Smear more butter between Cracky's thighs
*Massage oil all over Cracky
*Stuff Cracky until she's completely full
*Sew Cracky shut.
*Bind Cracky's thighs
*Cover Cracky in foil
*Bake Cracky at 350F for about 2000 minutes.
*When you insert a probe into the deepest, thickest parts of Cracky it should read at least 160.
*Baste only if it please you.

If you do it right Cracky will always come out better than turkey. Bon Apetit!

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take pics

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>>7

THEN WE MAKE SUSHI??

>> No.10  

>>9
I was wondering what brought on that disturbing dream I had last night. Fuck you with bees.

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>>10

So you like, really, really enjoyed it then? Good. I love the feel of waking up all sweaty after a good mind fuck.

And fuck yeah, we can haz sushi now!

>> No.12  

much blood and teen spirit!!



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