>married with children
Hah! Bro. So schwill was driving with me and one of his bros on the way to a crackyfag meetup, and he accidentally grabbed my leg instead of the gearstick. We both laughed and he unzipped my pants. We parked the car and he started to fondle my balls. I started laughing because I know it's all just a joke. He started sucking my dick in the empty parking lot, and he almost chokes because he's laughing so ****ing hard. His friend is also laughing his ass off too, because this is the greatest prank ever. He starts making train noises while yelling, "BROJOB! BROJOB! CHOO CHOO!". When I cum, he swallows it like he's some big fratstar. I kissed him and call him a big fratstar while laughing.