>>9
No, that wouldn't be a "Holy Grail". It would be fucking retarded. Almost as retarded as believing it actually exists.
As for the OP and everyone else reinforcing this sort of bullshit: shut your fucking whore mouths! I get you're all wanting to get some laughs on expense of the new guys, but just stop and think for a fucking second about what sort of crap you're trying to perpetuate here.
"Cracky is big in Japan" -> Good fun.
"I'm hoarding under-aged Olivia pornography" -> What the fuck are you thinking?